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Caption Contest #37

The Caption to Beat:

Name the last thing you ate that was 7 inches!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

March 27th – April 2nd 2011.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

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Caption Contest #36 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

Let’s use that Fire Hydrant as a Pacifier!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Edward Guertin:

LOOK OUT….Here comes the afterbirth!!

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Runner Ups:

Rob Falconer:

You burp him, I’ll evacuate New York!

barbara:

Ring the door-bell and run!

Scott Martin:

Caution: Baby in mirror may look larger than it seems!

Fabian:

Guess it was cesarean!

bubbaralph:

That stork must have been really tired after delivering this baby!

Alan Hochbaum:

See if the guy with the chainsaw has ever done a Bris!

Annie:

Our baby is bigger than your baby…!

Claudette Stone:

Baby momma went to the sperm whale bank by mistake!

Jim Cavanaugh:

It took five veterinarians, but Kirstie Alley’s baby was finally out!

Joan Lutz:

If The Cats In The Cradle, he’ll squash it to death!

Debra Russo:

Look at the size of those baby wipes!

Sarah Slater:

It is any wonder why daddy’s nickname is “Moby Dick”!

Kyle:

The only thing that could gather more attention then a giant baby was the giant moms’ boobs!

Ross Carpenter:

…over there is what’s left of mom!

Anthony:

I’ll be darned! They opened up another Starbucks!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 36

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Congrats again to the Winner!

P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…

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Caption Contest #36

The Caption to Beat:

Let’s use that Fire Hydrant as a Pacifier!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

March 20th – March 26th 2011.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!

Caption Contest #35 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

G-Note meets G-Spot!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Sarah Slater:

The mystery of the missing flute was finally solved!

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Runner Ups:

Jason Wilson:

And Mary suddenly remembers..”that one time at band camp”!

Rob Falconer:

Gloria was so excited by the lead violinist’s fingering!

Debra Russo:

The crowd gave Mary a standing O-vation!

Bonita Peace:

Chen suspected that Margaret had her cellphone on “vibrate.”

Claudette Stone:

Oh, God! My tampon’s shifted!

Joan Lutz:

Just once, I’d love to let loose with Carol Burnett’s Tarzan yell!

Jim Cavanaugh:

A Night At The Ahhhh-pera!

Scott Martin:

I’ll have what she is having!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 35

A NEW Contest has already begun!

Make sure you join in the Fun!

Congrats again to the Winner!

P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…

Yep, that’s right. Look below… Scroll down to the comments… I’m having some funnnnnnnnnnnn!

Read and LAUGH!

Caption Contest #35

The Caption to Beat:

G-Note meets G-Spot!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

March 13th – March 19th 2011.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!