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Caption Contest #46

The Caption to Beat:

Nice impression of Flash Dance honey!

You will have two weeks to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

May 28th – June 11th 2011.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $50 CASH paid through PayPal.

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Caption Contest #45 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

Step inside, walk this way, you and me babe, hey hey!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Michael:

Sphincter says what???

Great Fart, made me Caption… err I loved it! :) Your Money is coming… Look for the email. :)

Runner Ups:

Edward:

…and I see Johnny, and Susie, and Jake, and …!

T.R. Collins:

Excuse me, is this the Lady Gaga float?

bubbaralph:

You are the wind between my cheeks!

barbara:

Daddy, is this where the spit goes?

Jim Cavanaugh:

Wandering away from her dad was going to get Susie in deep shit!

Pete:

After this she will have to go to her anal-yst!

Joan Lutz:

That’s the biggest pencil sharpener I ever saw!

Claudette Stone:

Universal’s new Alice in Wonderland ride used the wrong rabbit hole!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 45

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Caption Contest #45

The Caption to Beat:

Step inside, walk this way, you and me babe, hey hey!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

May 22nd – May 27th 2011.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

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Caption Contest #44 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

I told you… If you Mow the Lawn, you wouldn’t get Crab Grass!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Pete:

Nobody was better at treating camel toe than Florence of Alabia!

Gee, that hits the Spot! Great Caption, who’s Florence? LOL I loved it! Clever Camel! :) Your Money is coming… Look for the email. :)

Runner Ups:

Rob Falconer:

This’ll get rid of that unsightly lump, Lady Gaga!

Edward:

Spray glue…help keep your teenage daughter legs together!

Jim Cavanaugh:

The score remains Gamecocks 1, Beavers 0

lancerodeo:

Are you sure this bacon smell will entice him to go down there?

Michael:

That’s some floor routine!

Debra Russo:

This should take care of your flea problem!

Claudette Stone:

Spray once a day to keep the sperm away!

barbara:

That was one helluva rim shot!

bubbaralph:

We’ll take care of that chest injury next!

Edward 2:

At least your crotch doesn’t smell as bad as Michael’s victory in Contest No. 43!

Alan Hochbaum:

It put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 44

A NEW Contest has already begun!

Make sure you join in the Fun!

Congrats again to the Winner!

Caption Contest #44

The Caption to Beat:

I told you… If you Mow the Lawn, you wouldn’t get Crab Grass!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

May 15th – May 21st 2011.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!