Archive | October, 2011

29 October 2011 ~ 443 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 67

Beat This Caption Contest 67

Caption Contest #67

The Caption to Beat:

Everything is made in China – Even the Chairs!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Oct 30th – Nov 5th 2011.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!
443 Comments

29 October 2011 ~ 7 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 66 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 66 Winner

Caption Contest #66 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

The Day Mike lost his Cherry!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by James Reardon:

Oh my God, is that what a vagina looks like!

LOL Very funny caption since they’re young boys… I’m sure they’ve seen one by now. You think? :) Your Money is coming! Look for the email. :)

Runner Ups:

Pete:

The difficult part of the Heimlich Maneuver is hiding your erection!

itsJasonMiller:

I remember the first time I saw a black man’s penis!

lancerodeo:

Penis goes WHERE?!?

Grant A:

OMG! Vader is Luke’s FATHER!?

Rob Falconer:

The boys’ sisters force them to watch another episode of Hannah Montana!

Claudette Stone:

The Pants on the Floor gang meet Frankenpenis!

barbara:

Shit, I thought BRIS meant Birthday!

Jen McNaughton:

Oh My God Snooki is naked!!!!!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 66

A NEW Contest has already begun!

Make sure you join in the Fun!

Congrats again to the Winner!

7 Comments

22 October 2011 ~ 246 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 66

Beat This Caption Contest 66

Caption Contest #66

The Caption to Beat:

The Day Mike lost his Cherry!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Oct 23rd – Oct 29th 2011.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!
246 Comments

22 October 2011 ~ 1 Comment

Beat This Caption Contest 65 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 65 Winner

Caption Contest #65 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

Everything was really funny until the thong broke!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Debra Russo:

All the attention has gone to his head!

Funny Caption, very appropriate. I love it! :) Your Money is coming! Look for the email. :)

Runner Ups:

Grant A:

At his Bris, the Rabbi had to use a Cleaver!

Claudette Stone:

Move the furniture! I feel an erection coming!

DennyS:

Yeah, but..I can’t cut my toenails without poking myself in the face!

Shawn Hendricks:

That’s nothing. You should see the size of my girlfriend’s vagina!

Lee Hauxwell:

Ridley Scott reveals his idea for the Alien bursting scene!

CDA:

Not Halloween, it’s just Tuesday at the Smith’s house!

James Reardon:

Well, there’s penis and then, there’s pENOUGH!

Rob Falconer:

John Holmes at 85!

barbara:

Care Instructions: Hand wash and blow dry!

Pete:

Dick or teat?

Jen McNaughton:

His car is a piece of shit!

Joan Lutz:

Like Alec Baldwin said on SNL, no one can resist my Schweddy Balls!

lancerodeo:

Anybody else feel that draft?

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 65

A NEW Contest has already begun!

Make sure you join in the Fun!

Congrats again to the Winner!

1 Comment

15 October 2011 ~ 395 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 65

Beat This Caption Contest 65

Caption Contest #65

The Caption to Beat:

Everything was really funny until the thong broke!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Oct 16th – Oct 22nd 2011.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!
395 Comments