Come help your Daddy stand erect!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Nov 27th – Dec 3rd 2011.
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The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
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This is how old Jimmy is!
Soon as my penis gets this big, I’m gonna boink your Mom!
Funny Caption! My penis was that big when I was 2! :) Your Money is coming! Look for the email. :)
Billy “Dirty Sanchez” Bunghole crashes the party!
Do you want to show your mom the new boy scout salute?
I got your R.S.V.P. right here!
And, when they put this finger in the hole, you slam the bricks together!
And the bogey was t-h-i-s big!
How cute. The little Jew boy came to the party!
Jimmy’s not smiling because of the cake – he’s smiling because I just pulled this out of his butt!
F U Bobby. My Mom can’t help it if she was born with Tyrannosaurus Rex arms!
Justin Bieber was too nice about that paternity claim…he should’ve gave her the finger!
See, the booger has gone. I’ve hidden it in the cake!
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This is how old Jimmy is!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Nov 20th – Nov 26th 2011.
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The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
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Calgon, take me away!
I’ve discovered what those stabbing pains in your back are, Miss Fothergill – they’re harpoons!
LMAO Caption! The Prize for this 69th Contest is to 69 Miss Fothergill. LOL Enjoy! Your Money is not the only thing coming! Look for the email. :)
If you think that the oxygen tank is under a lot of pressure, how about the punishment that seat is taking?
The evasive land manatee returns to the oceans for recreation!
Wheezeeeee. Wheezzzeeeee. Darth Vader, I am your mother!
I doubled for Brooke Shields in Blue Lagoon!
How BP finally plugged the oil spill!
I know I dropped my Snickers bar & ‘Diet’ Pepsi around here somewhere!
Luckily she was on the toilet when the ship broke apart!
I can bring home the fish, fry it up in a pan…!
Before the day was out, Margaret would be adopted by a pod of orcas!
Seadon’t!
I saw this on Craigslist: BBW looking for a wingman!
This is the only chick here? What a dive!
The Navy was investigating a mysterious ‘ping’ on their sonar!
And they say MEN don’t ask for directions!
Sputter-put-put-bubble-bubble-gurgle-sput…going down!
Pretty much what women see when an obese male rides a Harley!
Jacques Cousteau’s answer to traveling with his mother in law!
Chaneling my INNER SEA HORSE!
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Calgon, take me away!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Nov 13th – Nov 19th 2011.
Enter as many times as you want!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
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