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Caption Contest #71

The Caption to Beat:

Come help your Daddy stand erect!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Nov 27th – Dec 3rd 2011.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

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Caption Contest #70 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

This is how old Jimmy is!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by James Reardon:

Soon as my penis gets this big, I’m gonna boink your Mom!

Funny Caption! My penis was that big when I was 2! :) Your Money is coming! Look for the email. :)

Runner Ups:

DennyS:

Billy “Dirty Sanchez” Bunghole crashes the party!

barbara:

Do you want to show your mom the new boy scout salute?

lancerodeo:

I got your R.S.V.P. right here!

Claudette Stone:

And, when they put this finger in the hole, you slam the bricks together!

Grant A:

And the bogey was t-h-i-s big!

Chris Eicher:

How cute. The little Jew boy came to the party!

Michael:

Jimmy’s not smiling because of the cake – he’s smiling because I just pulled this out of his butt!

Jen McN:

F U Bobby. My Mom can’t help it if she was born with Tyrannosaurus Rex arms!

Joan Lutz:

Justin Bieber was too nice about that paternity claim…he should’ve gave her the finger!

Pete:

See, the booger has gone. I’ve hidden it in the cake!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 70

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Caption Contest #70

The Caption to Beat:

This is how old Jimmy is!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Nov 20th – Nov 26th 2011.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!

Caption Contest #69 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

Calgon, take me away!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Rob Falconer:

I’ve discovered what those stabbing pains in your back are, Miss Fothergill – they’re harpoons!

LMAO Caption! The Prize for this 69th Contest is to 69 Miss Fothergill. LOL Enjoy! Your Money is not the only thing coming! Look for the email. :)

Runner Ups:

James Reardon:

If you think that the oxygen tank is under a lot of pressure, how about the punishment that seat is taking?

lancerodeo:

The evasive land manatee returns to the oceans for recreation!

Claudette Stone:

Wheezeeeee. Wheezzzeeeee. Darth Vader, I am your mother!

Joan Lutz:

I doubled for Brooke Shields in Blue Lagoon!

Jim Cavanaugh:

How BP finally plugged the oil spill!

DennyS:

I know I dropped my Snickers bar & ‘Diet’ Pepsi around here somewhere!

Jen McN:

Luckily she was on the toilet when the ship broke apart!

Debra Russo:

I can bring home the fish, fry it up in a pan…!

Pete:

Before the day was out, Margaret would be adopted by a pod of orcas!

barry C:

Seadon’t!

Chris Eicher:

I saw this on Craigslist: BBW looking for a wingman!

Alan Hochbaum:

This is the only chick here? What a dive!

Michael:

The Navy was investigating a mysterious ‘ping’ on their sonar!

James Greene:

And they say MEN don’t ask for directions!

barbara:

Sputter-put-put-bubble-bubble-gurgle-sput…going down!

Shawn Hendricks:

Pretty much what women see when an obese male rides a Harley!

bubbaralph:

Jacques Cousteau’s answer to traveling with his mother in law!

Shannon:

Chaneling my INNER SEA HORSE!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 69

A NEW Contest has already begun!

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Congrats again to the Winner!

Caption Contest #69

The Caption to Beat:

Calgon, take me away!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Nov 13th – Nov 19th 2011.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!