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28 January 2012 ~ 126 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 80

Beat This Caption Contest 80

Caption Contest #80

The Caption to Beat:

The Snooze Button is one HOT feature!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Jan 29th – Feb 4th 2012.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!
126 Comments

28 January 2012 ~ Comments Off on Beat This Caption Contest 79 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 79 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 79 Winner

Caption Contest #79 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

Hey, this doesn’t taste like an apple!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Lee Hauxwell:

Still blind after the delivery, the mother checks her babies!

This Caption is so dumb it makes me laugh my ass off. Funny shit!!! I think my baby needs a diaper change… :) Your Money is coming! Look for the email. :)

Runner Ups:

Rob Falconer:

I know who cooked this – it’s defo Kate!

DennyS:

Little Billie smiles, having already had his turn at ‘musical turds’!

Claudette Stone:

My kids will never question: what’s for dinner?, when I answer: same old shit!

Joan Lutz:

So, this is the secret ingredient for the next Iron Chef contest?

Jim Cavanaugh:

The Newt Gingrich school lunch plan!

James Reardon:

Everytime I go out with my friends, I get shitfaced!

Pete:

It’s OK Jane, they’re Granny Smiths!

Debra Russo:

Is this Hershey’s with Almonds?

Chris Eicher:

The lesson here is when they ask if you have any last requests, do not say: “Eat shit!”

lancerodeo:

Gross, is that oatmeal?

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 79

A NEW Contest has already begun!

Make sure you join in the Fun!

Congrats again to the Winner!

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21 January 2012 ~ 210 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 79

Beat This Caption Contest 79

Caption Contest #79

The Caption to Beat:

Hey, this doesn’t taste like an apple!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Jan 22nd – Jan 28th 2012.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!
210 Comments

21 January 2012 ~ Comments Off on Beat This Caption Contest 78 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 78 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 78 Winner

Caption Contest #78 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

That’s funny! Last night she had no problems stepping on my balls!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Sara Tonyn:

Tippy’s fear of heights eventually ruined her career as a runway model!

Great Caption. That’s what it looks like too, she’s so scared to stand up… HAahahaha!!! :) Your Money is coming! Look for the email. :)

Runner Ups:

James Reardon:

Jealous model, pounce mode!

Grant A:

The shoe balls weren’t a problem, but the ben-wa balls were giving her weak knees!

April V:

Aaaand she flubs the dismount!

Jim Cavanaugh:

That reminds me, I forgot to floss!

Debra Russo:

I just have one more set of squats to do!

Rob Falconer:

Model Debbie ensures The Invisible Man has a good time at the fashion show!

Pete:

The most common positions at the World Farting Games were the one leg lift and the tippy-toe squat!

DennyS:

OHHHHH NO…ARRGGHHH……..CRAMPS !!!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 78

A NEW Contest has already begun!

Make sure you join in the Fun!

Congrats again to the Winner!

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14 January 2012 ~ 214 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 78

Beat This Caption Contest 78

Caption Contest #78

The Caption to Beat:

That’s funny! Last night she had no problems stepping on my balls!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Jan 15th – Jan 21st 2012.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!
214 Comments