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Archive | February, 2012

25 February 2012 ~
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Beat This Caption Contest 84

Beat This Caption Contest 84

Caption Contest #84

The Caption to Beat:

I’ll take an M for masturbating, please!

You will have plenty of time to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Now – ? ? ????.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be NOTHING paid through the ass.

Enjoy the ongoing Contest!


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25 February 2012 ~
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Beat This Caption Contest 83 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 83 Winner

Caption Contest #83 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

Finally… my dick is now proportionate to the rest of my body!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Rob Falconer:

The four dwarves Walt Disney missed – Randy, Rumpy, Stinky and Coc!

Awesome Caption! Funny names. Ending with Coc did it! HA! :) Your Money is coming! Look for the email. :)

Runner Ups:

lee hauxwell:

Does your dick touch the ground when you stand?

James Reardon:

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, my penis ALREADY looks that small!

Jim Cavanaugh:

Danny DiVito’s stunted doubles!

Denny S:

At this altitude, I guess the world even smells different!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 83

A NEW Contest has already begun!

Make sure you join in the Fun!

Congrats again to the Winner!


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18 February 2012 ~
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Beat This Caption Contest 83

Beat This Caption Contest 83

Caption Contest #83

The Caption to Beat:

Finally… my dick is now proportionate to the rest of my body!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Feb 19th – Feb 25th 2012.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!


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18 February 2012 ~
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Beat This Caption Contest 82 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 82 Winner

Caption Contest #82 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Denny S:

“OK..OK..OK….Two bucks for you AND your mother!”

Awesome Caption! Loved it! :) Your Money is coming! Look for the email. :)

Runner Ups:

Lee Hauxwell:

How I met your father!

Rob Falconer:

Unfortunately, Derek’s Mom was one of Julie’s Facebook friends!

Jim Cavanaugh:

We’re gonna make a double stuff oreo!

James Reardon:

I thought it was only gonna be the two of us. What a lousy honeymoon!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 82

A NEW Contest has already begun!

Make sure you join in the Fun!

Congrats again to the Winner!


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11 February 2012 ~
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Beat This Caption Contest 82

Beat This Caption Contest 82

Caption Contest #82

The Caption to Beat:

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Feb 12th – Feb 18th 2012.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!


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