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Archive | May, 2012

25 May 2012 ~
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Beat This Caption Contest 96

Beat This Caption Contest 96

Caption Contest #96

The Caption to Beat:

…They match the rims on my Fucking Glasses!

You will have plenty of time to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

May 26th – June 2nd 2012.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the Winning Caption will be a post saying you WON! :)

Enjoy the Contest!


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25 May 2012 ~
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Beat This Caption Contest 95 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 95 Winner

Caption Contest #95 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

MMM.. Pickles!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Rob Falconer:

Derek spoke twelve languages fluently – he was a cunning linguist!

Some languages flow off the tongue better… Slippery, but Wet Caption! ;) You WIN!

Runner Ups:

Lee Hauxwell:

I see he likes his bacon crispy!

Michael:

Is pink slime safe for you?

Jim Cavanaugh:

Larry was a real bottom feeder!

Jim Honaker:

I’m not sure what you are looking for but it is a little to the right!

Grant A:

He wasn’t sure which was worse, exposure to U.V. or her V!

Joan Lutz:

Grandpa’s pet name for me is picklepuss!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 95

A NEW Contest has already begun!

Make sure you join in the Fun!

Congrats again to the Winner!


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19 May 2012 ~
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Beat This Caption Contest 95

Beat This Caption Contest 95

Caption Contest #95

The Caption to Beat:

MMM.. Pickles!

You will have plenty of time to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

May 20th – May 25th 2012.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the Winning Caption will be a post saying you WON! :)

Enjoy the Contest!


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19 May 2012 ~
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Beat This Caption Contest 94 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 94 Winner

Caption Contest #94 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

…and now I have a Big Prick!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Lee Hauxwell:

Now I’m Fuctus!

Great Caption! ;) You WIN!

Runner Ups:

James Reardon:

One of you is sharp, the other, not so much

Grant A:

“And that’s when I first got the idea for Jackass,” said Johnny Knoxville!

lancerodeo:

Wanna touch it?

Denny S:

…and now the cactus is pregnant!

Michael:

Which Kardashian this time?

Rob Falconer:

I bought it as a dildo for my mother-in-law!

Jim Cavanaugh:

“…because Mitt Romney pushed me.”

Adam:

Now I have a new sprinkler system!

Joan Lutz:

…did you ever see a human pin cushion?

Debra Russo:

The poor cactus!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 94

A NEW Contest has already begun!

Make sure you join in the Fun!

Congrats again to the Winner!


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12 May 2012 ~
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Beat This Caption Contest 94

Beat This Caption Contest 94

Caption Contest #94

The Caption to Beat:

…and now I have a Big Prick!

You will have plenty of time to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

May 13th – May 19th 2012.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the Winning Caption will be a post saying you WON! :)

Enjoy the Contest!


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