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Caption Contest #122

The Caption to Beat:

You see, it all started with an overwhelming portion of Thanksgiving Turkey…

You will have plenty of time to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

November 25th – December 1st 2012.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the Winning Caption will be a post saying you WON! :)

Enjoy the Contest!

Caption Contest #121 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

If only my wife came with a button like this…

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Jumpsy:

You can’t have my load, until you clean out your lint trap!

Great Caption! I’ll clean out my lint trap when you give me a reason to turn up the heat! :) You WIN!

Runner Ups:

Rob Falconer:

It wouldn’t make any difference to my wife – it’s always the wrong time in her cycle!

Mr Blonde:

John Wayne Bobbit’s penis was rebuilt with a setting for the money shot!

footballisus:

Let’s see I stick my dick in this hole, hit the button and I’m extra oooooooouuuuuuuuucccccccccchhhhhhhhhh!

Spencer:

Where’s the ‘above average’ selection?!?

Denny S:

Selector dial on the cup dispenser at the sperm bank!

Joan Lutz:

Just like in life, anything “Small” or “Medium” doesn’t count!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 121

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Caption Contest #121

The Caption to Beat:

If only my wife came with a button like this…

You will have plenty of time to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

November 18th – November 24th 2012.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the Winning Caption will be a post saying you WON! :)

Enjoy the Contest!

Caption Contest #120 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

iii thiiink my iii Stiiicks!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Denny S:

[at the pawn shop]……”So, what’ll ya’ gimme for this ?”

Great Caption! I’ll give you my Sister… she pukes after every meal anyway… :) You WIN!

Runner Ups:

Mr Blonde:

Don’t watch 2 girls 1 cup immediately after eating lunch!

Rob Falconer:

When Jake’s Mom checked on which sites he was visiting, she found it stomach-churning!

Debra Russo:

You should see the toilet!

Jumpsy:

Perhaps you need glasses, it’s a SHIFT KEY, not a SHIT KEY!

Joan Lutz:

Don’t worry…my dog, Rex, will thoroughly lick this keyboard clean!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 120

A NEW Contest has already begun!

Make sure you join in the Fun!

Congrats again to the Winner!

Caption Contest #120

The Caption to Beat:

iii thiiinks my iii Stiiicks!

You will have plenty of time to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

November 11th – November 17th 2012.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the Winning Caption will be a post saying you WON! :)

Enjoy the Contest!