Beat This Caption Contest 1 Winner
Caption Contest #1 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
Hearing all about the inner planets and the large ball of gases, Martin decided to visit Uranus himself!
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by Lucifer DaDevil:
Don’t worry baby, relax your muscle… Breath slow… I only wanna put the head in…
That Caption was awesome! What a great line! Congrats! :) Your Prize is coming. Look for your email. :)
Runner Ups:
There were plenty of awesome Captions to choose from. Here are a few of my favorites:
heyo007:
Africa’s Organic Diaper!
That made me vomit. Good stuff! Chunky!
Amy Brown:
BEEF it’s whats for dinner!
Kelly Byler:
They say that hind sight is 20/20…but I can’t see a thing!
Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 1
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P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…
Yep, that’s right. Look below… Scroll down to the comments… I’m having some funnnnnnnnnnnn!
Read and LAUGH!
Does this boy make my ass look fat?
One Chocolate Smoothie coming up…
Martin, chew your food before you swallow!
Is that poop on your chin, or are you just happy to see me?
Dr. Martin had a unique way of removing hemorrhoids!
Martin tried and tried until he finally found the G Spot!
I can see Russia from my backyard!
Cow Tipping 101: Go at it from the side!
What’s the difference between Brown Nosing and Ass Kissing? Depth Perception!
Great one!
See, all a Guy wants is a little head…
Lol, never enough of that.
Bobbin for Nuggets!
What’s the first thing you hear after pooping? – GULP
That’s the biggest tape worm I’ve ever seen.
Martin may have a small penis, but he has a 12″ tongue.
Martin has a special way of milking the cow.
These Balloon Animals are SOOO realistic!
So that’s where my pet Gerbil went…
Rule of thumb: Never fart while you’re in an intimate position.
Heading… A little bit more painful than fisting.
hahaha no wonder you’re not allowed to enter the contest yourself.
Ahhh, so that’s how Martin got stretch marks on his ears!
Bessie was just dropping the kids off at the pool.
Everything was fine and dandy until Martin was blinded by turds!
Martin was thirsty, but all there was to drink was Squirt!
Martin leaps head first into Kegel Exercises!
Martin now knew what it felt like to be swallowed up by a black hole!
How many licks does it take to get to the center of… oh never mind!
Why don’t you just shut up and blow me!
Yelling didn’t work, so Martin decided to chew his ass out.
Mmm… Hot Sauce!
Nice, congrats.
Went through like a hot knife through butter. LOL
ewww, lol The visual is blinding…