Beat This Caption Contest 149 Winner

Caption Contest #149 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by Douglas:
Wilbur is that you? Answer me!!!
Great Caption! The answer is Nayyyyy! :) You WIN!
Runner Ups:
Denny S:
00ooo” Geez….I hate these vegetable commercials. “ooo00
charlie a.:
Who needs porn when you’ve got a crisper section!!
Jumpsy:
Where the fuck are the Snausages? Don’t they keep’em in here?
footballisus:
How much is that doggy-biscut in the window?
Debra Russo:
Bacon, gotta get me some bacon!
Joan Lutz:
Yummy!…I love cold pizza for breakfast!
lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 149
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