Beat This Caption Contest 16 Winner

Caption Contest #16 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
Mom, what’s the difference between #1 and #2 ?
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by Alan Hochbaum:
Hello, E-Trade? Do you take parents?!
LOL Funny Caption! Congrats! :) Your Money is coming. Look for the email. :)
Runner Ups:
Rob Falconer:
Oh no – now I’ve gone and stapled my ear!
Ren:
Hello? Dr. Kevorkian? yes, what time was my appointment again?
barbara:
I’m afraid the baby-sitter’s dead!
Edward Guertin:
Hi Grandma, why didn’t you tell me that learning to eat with a fork can be dangerous!
Andy:
Stormin’ Norman….. The early years!
Phyllis:
Hello, “Jackass”? You were right, DON’T try these stunts at home!
Debra Russo:
“Hi operator, how do I train the potty?”
bubbaralph:
Quick! Quick! What’s the number to 911?!
lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 16
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Congrats again to the Winner!
P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…
Yep, that’s right. Look below… Scroll down to the comments… I’m having some funnnnnnnnnnnn!
Read and LAUGH!

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