Beat This Caption Contest 19 Winner

Caption Contest #19 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
Mary stood a foot taller than all the other girls!
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by Debra Russo:
Good thing I chose the v-neck and not the turtle neck!
WTF Where did that come from? LOL Crazy Caption from left field! Made me spit my coffee out! I loved it! :) Congrats! Your Money is coming. Look for the email. :)
Runner Ups:
Rob Falconer:
I said to get me a redhead, not a leghead!
Scott Martin:
Mary was always told she danced like she had two left feet!
Edward Guertin:
If you think I look strange, you should see my brother!
bubbaralph:
Good thing Ichabod Crane isn’t one of the judges!
Anthony:
“Tonya Harding stoops to a new level, decapitating her competition…” News at 11!
barbara:
My headache disappeared just like that!
Joan Lutz:
Just remember, hickeys loosen the screws in your neck!
lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 19
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Congrats again to the Winner!
P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…
Yep, that’s right. Look below… Scroll down to the comments… I’m having some funnnnnnnnnnnn!
Read and LAUGH!

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