Beat This Caption Contest 19 Winner

Caption Contest #19 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
Mary stood a foot taller than all the other girls!
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by Debra Russo:
Good thing I chose the v-neck and not the turtle neck!
WTF Where did that come from? LOL Crazy Caption from left field! Made me spit my coffee out! I loved it! :) Congrats! Your Money is coming. Look for the email. :)
Runner Ups:
Rob Falconer:
I said to get me a redhead, not a leghead!
Scott Martin:
Mary was always told she danced like she had two left feet!
Edward Guertin:
If you think I look strange, you should see my brother!
bubbaralph:
Good thing Ichabod Crane isn’t one of the judges!
Anthony:
“Tonya Harding stoops to a new level, decapitating her competition…” News at 11!
barbara:
My headache disappeared just like that!
Joan Lutz:
Just remember, hickeys loosen the screws in your neck!
lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 19
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P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…
Yep, that’s right. Look below… Scroll down to the comments… I’m having some funnnnnnnnnnnn!
Read and LAUGH!







Mary could do the YMCA all by herself!
Thank God for crotchless panties…
Bendy Wendy impressed the judges at the porn tryouts…
Mary had a lovely case of Athlete’s Head!
Gees… NEVER ask Mary for Directions!
Uh-Oh, I smell something fishy…
Hey, will my head fit in here?
In this position, I have a 5 foot vagina…
…My head feels like a football!
Alright, who shut off the lights?
Alien Chest Ripper? Eat Your Heart Out!
The blow up doll was much funnier after the head exploded!
So what if I taught my cat how to lick her ass…
In Vegas, Mary was a high roller!
If only Mary had 2 tongues…
Mary couldn’t hide her Foot Fetish any longer…
I knew Mary would flip to the other side…
Boy did Mary LOVE to chew her corns…
Shaving Accident: Just Saying!