Beat This Caption Contest 3 Winner

Caption Contest #3 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
Harry, do you always have to lift your leg when you fart?
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by runepop:
Do You WANT To Touch My Monkey!!!!
That’s such a man thing to say! I LOVE IT! Congrats! :) I’ve been walking around all day saying “Do you want to touch my monkey?” and laughing! Great Fun!!! Your Money is coming. Look for your email. :)
Runner Ups:
There were plenty of awesome Captions to choose from. Here are a few of my favorites:
Dean M.:
Banana farts is the #1 cause for divorce in the ape population.
Rudi Pittman:
Bobo gave a whole new meaning to “Balls to the wall” when he slipped on that banana peel.
Scott Martin:
That is the last time we do banana shooters!
Mary Hodnett:
Harry, you ARE the father!
barbara:
SHEESH! Whose idea was it to have Mexican?
Joe Sixtynine:
The calm before the Poo Flinging Storm.
Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 3
A NEW Contest has already begun!
Make sure you join in the Fun!
Congrats again to the Winner!
P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…
Yep, that’s right. Look below… Scroll down to the comments… I’m having some funnnnnnnnnnnn!
Read and LAUGH!

Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to undefined function ereg() in /homepages/24/d597498898/htdocs/BTC/wp-content/themes/mainstream/includes/theme-comments.php:62 Stack trace: #0 /homepages/24/d597498898/htdocs/BTC/wp-content/themes/mainstream/includes/theme-comments.php(19): the_commenter_link() #1 /homepages/24/d597498898/htdocs/BTC/wp-includes/class-walker-comment.php(174): custom_comment(Object(WP_Comment), Array, 1) #2 /homepages/24/d597498898/htdocs/BTC/wp-includes/class-wp-walker.php(145): Walker_Comment->start_el('', Object(WP_Comment), 1, Array) #3 /homepages/24/d597498898/htdocs/BTC/wp-includes/class-walker-comment.php(135): Walker->display_element(Object(WP_Comment), Array, 1, 0, Array, '') #4 /homepages/24/d597498898/htdocs/BTC/wp-includes/class-wp-walker.php(321): Walker_Comment->display_element(Object(WP_Comment), Array, 1, 0, Array, '') #5 /homepages/24/d597498898/htdocs/BTC/wp-includes/comment-template.php(2103): Walker->paged_walk(Array, -1, 0, 0, Array) #6 /homepages/24/d597498898/htdocs/BTC/wp-content/th in /homepages/24/d597498898/htdocs/BTC/wp-content/themes/mainstream/includes/theme-comments.php on line 62