Beat This Caption Contest 30 Winner

Caption Contest #30 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
Alright, what happened to all the Chickens?
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by Kyle:
One of theses gators is fake and has a million bucks inside its mouth. You have a minute to win it. GO!
Long Caption, but I love it! This would be a fun challenge! :) Your Money is coming. Look for the email. :)
Runner Ups:
Jim Cavanaugh:
Seeking a cure for Ereptile Dysfunction!
Rob Falconer:
Captain Hook was having THAT dream again!
Edward Bazurto:
The first morning after his death, Khalid awakens in Paradise to find his promised 72 virgins…!
barbara:
I want someone with a great Purse-anality!
Gary M Margosian:
Effective border patrol!
bubbaralph:
India’s solution to overpopulation!
lancerodeo:
This should keep those damn kids out of my yard!
donna:
…and Daniel thought the lions den was bad!
Joan Lutz:
How about treating the squirrels to a piggyback ride?
Debra Russo:
Who wants their belly rubbed?
Edward Guertin:
Genetic Science – cross an IRS agent with a crock and get just another IRS agent!
lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 30
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P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…
Yep, that’s right. Look below… Scroll down to the comments… I’m having some funnnnnnnnnnnn!
Read and LAUGH!

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