Beat This Caption Contest 34 Winner

Caption Contest #34 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
SUPER-FLY!
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by Ren:
Oh my God, Justin Bieber’s in the next boat!!!
Love the Caption! That made me really laugh. So true, so true… :) Your Money is coming. Look for the email. :)
Runner Ups:
barbara:
I’m sick of fat camp–I’m going for a doughtnut!
Claudette Stone:
My pad will suck up the lake! We won’t drown!
Rob Falconer:
Hey, watch where you’re sticking that oar, Junior!
Joan Lutz:
This is almost as much fun as skinny dipping!
Scott Martin:
She saw the movie Free Willy one too many times!
Ross Carpenter:
Well, it’s still a lot cleaner than last night’s water sports!
Debra Russo:
Look, its The Hoff flailing in the water!
Pam:
Silly girls! You can’t fish with oars; you have to catch ‘em by hand!
bubbaralph:
I see a hamburger in the water!
Edward Bazurto:
The ‘Cellulite Sisters’ perform Swan Lake…!
Edward Guertin:
Red Bull gives you wings….so would a good kick in the pants!
Jim Cavanaugh:
We better act fast before somebody harpoons her!
lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 34
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P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…
Yep, that’s right. Look below… Scroll down to the comments… I’m having some funnnnnnnnnnnn!
Read and LAUGH!

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