Beat This Caption Contest 35 Winner

Caption Contest #35 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
G-Note meets G-Spot!
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by Sarah Slater:
The mystery of the missing flute was finally solved!
Love the Caption! It’s so “Fitting”! ;) Made me laugh! :) Your Money is coming. Look for the email. :)
Runner Ups:
Jason Wilson:
And Mary suddenly remembers..”that one time at band camp”!
Rob Falconer:
Gloria was so excited by the lead violinist’s fingering!
Debra Russo:
The crowd gave Mary a standing O-vation!
Bonita Peace:
Chen suspected that Margaret had her cellphone on “vibrate.”
Claudette Stone:
Oh, God! My tampon’s shifted!
Joan Lutz:
Just once, I’d love to let loose with Carol Burnett’s Tarzan yell!
Jim Cavanaugh:
A Night At The Ahhhh-pera!
Scott Martin:
I’ll have what she is having!
lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 35
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Congrats again to the Winner!
P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…
Yep, that’s right. Look below… Scroll down to the comments… I’m having some funnnnnnnnnnnn!
Read and LAUGH!

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