Beat This Caption Contest 36 Winner

Caption Contest #36 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
Let’s use that Fire Hydrant as a Pacifier!
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by Edward Guertin:
LOOK OUT….Here comes the afterbirth!!
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Runner Ups:
Rob Falconer:
You burp him, I’ll evacuate New York!
barbara:
Ring the door-bell and run!
Scott Martin:
Caution: Baby in mirror may look larger than it seems!
Fabian:
Guess it was cesarean!
bubbaralph:
That stork must have been really tired after delivering this baby!
Alan Hochbaum:
See if the guy with the chainsaw has ever done a Bris!
Annie:
Our baby is bigger than your baby…!
Claudette Stone:
Baby momma went to the sperm whale bank by mistake!
Jim Cavanaugh:
It took five veterinarians, but Kirstie Alley’s baby was finally out!
Joan Lutz:
If The Cats In The Cradle, he’ll squash it to death!
Debra Russo:
Look at the size of those baby wipes!
Sarah Slater:
It is any wonder why daddy’s nickname is “Moby Dick”!
Kyle:
The only thing that could gather more attention then a giant baby was the giant moms’ boobs!
Ross Carpenter:
…over there is what’s left of mom!
Anthony:
I’ll be darned! They opened up another Starbucks!
lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 36
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P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…
Yep, that’s right. Look below… Scroll down to the comments… I’m having some funnnnnnnnnnnn!
Read and LAUGH!

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