Beat This Caption Contest 38 Winner

Caption Contest #38 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
Looks like the honeymoon has already started!
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by Jim Cavanaugh:
Your daddy’s got a lump in his throat today, and soon you will, too!
That’s so sick and yet so true! :) Your Money is cuming… Look for the email. :)
Runner Ups:
Edward Bazurto:
Yeah biotch, I got yer ‘OBEY’ right here!
Sarah Slater:
“Pssst, I told you you were marrying a jack-off”!
Jason Wilson:
I guess hes got the “…something Blue” that the old wedding poem says brings good luck!
bubbaralph:
Now where did I put that wedding ring?
Claudette Stone:
Yeah, I got your Wedding March right here!
barbara:
They call him, Rocket Man!
Joan Lutz:
Later Buddy, later!
Rob Falconer:
Instead of the Wedding March, Larry had insisted on the theme from “Deep Throat”!
Debra Russo:
I’m a lucky stiff!
SukiSukiNow:
“Here Comes The Bride” meets “Here Cums The Usher”!
K2rah:
OK,let’s see here, I’ve got one,two,three…What the…!!
SynGal:
Hun, your future husband has crabs. Let’s get outta here!
Edward:
I thnk my tongr iss sstuke in youre year!
lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 38
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P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…
Yep, that’s right. Look below… Scroll down to the comments… I’m having some funnnnnnnnnnnn!
Read and LAUGH!

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