Beat This Caption Contest 4 Winner

Caption Contest #4 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
Mary was a real looker!
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by Amy Brown:
Anyone want to touch my EYE pod?
Great Caption! Very Clever! Everybody I showed this to LOVED it! Congrats! :) Your Money is coming. Look for your email. :)
Runner Ups:
There were plenty of awesome Captions to choose from. Here are some of my favorites:
barbara:
Mary, gets rave reviews as “POP-EYE”
Aurian:
It’s me, myself and EYE.
joe sixtynine:
It’s all fun and games til someone pops out an eye.
L. DaDevil:
Swallow or it’s going in your eye.
Rudi Pittman:
Mother of the Cyclops.
bubbaralph:
As usual at a family dinner, Barbara’s eyes were bigger than her belly.
Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 4
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P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…
Yep, that’s right. Look below… Scroll down to the comments… I’m having some funnnnnnnnnnnn!
Read and LAUGH!

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