Beat This Caption Contest 4 Winner

Caption Contest #4 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
Mary was a real looker!
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by Amy Brown:
Anyone want to touch my EYE pod?
Great Caption! Very Clever! Everybody I showed this to LOVED it! Congrats! :) Your Money is coming. Look for your email. :)
Runner Ups:
There were plenty of awesome Captions to choose from. Here are some of my favorites:
barbara:
Mary, gets rave reviews as “POP-EYE”
Aurian:
It’s me, myself and EYE.
joe sixtynine:
It’s all fun and games til someone pops out an eye.
L. DaDevil:
Swallow or it’s going in your eye.
Rudi Pittman:
Mother of the Cyclops.
bubbaralph:
As usual at a family dinner, Barbara’s eyes were bigger than her belly.
Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 4
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P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…
Yep, that’s right. Look below… Scroll down to the comments… I’m having some funnnnnnnnnnnn!
Read and LAUGH!







Mary tamed the One Eyed Monster!
See, no one even notices my anorexic torso!
Mary had a hard time getting shut eye…
John Holmes ex-wife!
Ahhhh, I knew I shouldn’t have gotten my eye dialated!
That saves me. Thanks for being so sienbsle!
Google Founder: Iris Plenty
Mary’s contact lens was a frisbie!
Stoopid plastic surgeon. I said I wanted Elegant Eyes, NOT Elephant Eyes!
The Doctors thought it was a typo when the eye exam said her eye sight was 20/2000!
The first time Mary tried Anal!
LOL, so that’s what happens!
Wanna find out? ;)
Do you suffer from Optical Herpes?
Let’s see that bastard Waldo try and hide now!
The world’s Bug Eye Champion!
Super Size Me!
I’m coming to get you Barbara…
What? I LOVE Gulliver’s Travels!
Mary was the inventor of 3D Movies!
Mary passed the Eye Test in 2 seconds…
Mr. Potato Head, eat your heart out!
Mary had a crazy love for bug lamps!
This is what happens when you masturbate!
Bonzeye!!!
Eyepod Touch! LOL now with an extra gooey feel on the home button.
The things I do for free wi-fi…