Beat This Caption Contest 4
Caption Contest #4
The Caption to Beat:
Mary was a real looker!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
August 8th – August 14th 2010.
(It will end at Midnight. – Contest 5 begins when this one is over!)
Enter as many times as you want! Good luck!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
Have fun! Get Creative! Pass the word. Retweet. Like it on Facebook! Go nuts…
Prizes!
This Contest… Is all about the Cold Hard Cash!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be a $50! HELL YEAHHHHHH!
$50 is AWESOME! I could use $50 lol :)
P.S. My smart ass comments don’t count…
P.P.S. The $50 is real, not the fake (Raw-Bucks) above! I will pay through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!
Mary is not the right girl for any job; she can’t stay focused!
That’s because she’s nearsighted…
when it’s too slight to behold!
…My EYE!
complain complain, last week it was my throat, the week before that it was my ass…
omg2
lol2
Visine…it really gets the red out. Great….got anything that shrinks the damn thing?
No not THAT damn thing…for that you can use this handy picture of my ex girlfriend…if that don’t shrink it nothing will.
lol your ex shrinks it? lol At least she got the hell out… :)
Eye just don’t understand why the boys don’t like me….maybe if I smiled like a DOUGHNUT?
Depends on the Donut… Would you be a Boston Cream, Powdered Sugar, Bear Claw, Elephant Ear or Yum Yum? Do tell!
This is nothing, you should see my “other eye”, yah the stinky one.
HOLY SHIT!!! That’s one large Ass Brown Eye! WOW! You need a mud flap for that thing… It’s winking at me…
You really should wash it after use.
Start licking…
Mary, do we see eye to eye on this?
I don’t know yet… Get closer to my balls and find out…
Rawhide, I just wished I could see you better …
Get your head outta your ass…
Mary woke during the eye transplantation and scared the surgeon to death. Now she has to live looking like this!
Serves the Surgeon right… He was fucking her face…
hahaha…oh..man.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but so is SCARY!
You should see her Halloween Costume!
Public Access TV Reveals New Space Telescope
Mary’s eye is bigger than Pluto…
Nooo dear, the monocle doesn’t make you look snobbish.
But stalkish is a whole different story…
(At a department store cosmetics counter)
Mary, do you see how this blush brings out the color in your eye. Now lets do your left side.
Mary loved how Rouge Makeup brought out the color of her Tampon…
As she turns to her right she spies a display of male enhancement creams made by the same company. She quickly fumbles for her credit card.
What Mary didn’t know was that the enhancement lasted for 2 days…
This could be the cover of a really bad porno…. Eye never saw her cumming part 2.
With Eye Popping 3 somes and girl on girl action….. sorry husband requested add on.
The result of double penetration…
If eyes are the mirror of the soul, Mary’s days must be numbered …
Yeah, 17 & 30!
Watch the latest horror movie: attack of the killer eye!
It’s a double feature playing with Jaws!
No Mary, blue eyes don’t suit you at all!
That’s not a blue eye… it’s a blue moon!
It’s me, myself and EYE.
Which is why the blind date doesn’t work…
If you think Mary’s mouth could do wonderful things you should see what she could do with her eye socket after she popped out her eye!
ha, Mary, your eye-hole is so tight and moist…
Hey little girl…want some eye candy? *zip*
What is that? A Chicklet?
Yeah….open your mouth and swallow. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
look I can blow bubbles out my nose…
Hocus Pocus..get that damn lazy eye in focus.
Sawing a Girl in half starts with the eye!
Mary was a big fan of Cool Hand Luke.
Yeah, ice ice baby!
Eye we Todd did!
ha! You can say that again! :)
“that”
Mary had a little lamb and thats what caused that big ass eye!
Mary was fucking the sheep?
Mad Cow?
Ham, with a side order of red eye gravy.
Don’t forget Carrots, they’re good for the eyes!
Aren’t you a piece of Eye Candy.
Why thank you. I owe it all to botox.
“Beauty is only skin deep, but her ugly (or should I say her butt ugly) is to the bone”.
Just keep drinking… that’ll change! :)
The first test subject of the bionic eye.
Too bad the retinal implant system caused unstoppable belching!
Borg assimilation was not easy for Mary.
That’s because she hated the Borg Queen!
It was a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater….
…don’t eat me!