Beat This Caption Contest 4
Caption Contest #4
The Caption to Beat:
Mary was a real looker!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
August 8th – August 14th 2010.
(It will end at Midnight. – Contest 5 begins when this one is over!)
Enter as many times as you want! Good luck!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
Have fun! Get Creative! Pass the word. Retweet. Like it on Facebook! Go nuts…
Prizes!
This Contest… Is all about the Cold Hard Cash!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be a $50! HELL YEAHHHHHH!
$50 is AWESOME! I could use $50 lol :)
P.S. My smart ass comments don’t count…
P.P.S. The $50 is real, not the fake (Raw-Bucks) above! I will pay through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!
Mother of the Cyclops.
You should see her monster sized twat!
haha
Introducing the new low budget show: X-treme MAKE-DO– 1st part in a three part series; FOLLOW MARY- ON HER QUEST TO BECOMING A BLUE-EYED BLOND!
BLEW eyed is right…
Trust me, the worm that screwed me, can’t ID anybody!
You should try screwing snakes…
I suppose you have to be as QUICK as you are!
a compliment of the intellectual kind!
It only takes 2 seconds to spank the monkey…
Mary, shocked at her husband, asking for a divorce–”If you can look me straight in the eye,without laughing…you can have the house and the kids too!
You can keep the little buggers… I can’t afford the eye exams!
No I SEE what your point.
What my point what?
The Guy saw her eying him across the bar.
He was only staring at her tits…
Mary didn’t think her father was serious when he said he was going to keep his eye on her!
YEIKS! No wonder she has Pink Eye!
Mary misunderstood the pirate’s greeting, “Eye, eye matey!”
Shiver me timbers, it’s Blackbeard’s Ghost!
Mary always did admire my eye for Fashion. Stop thief!
That’s what happens when you wear no underwear!
Swallow or its going in your eye
LMAO You kill me! :)
The wife of “mad eye” Moody has now made the new Harry Potter movie.
Oh No! Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! There goes my eye…
One Squirt in the eye is all it takes.
It burns, it burns…
A lady walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice “… 13 … 13 … 13 …”
The lady looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, she looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned “… 14 … 14 … 14 …”
Never peek in Glory Holes…
hahaha
In this case her eye was bigger than her stomach.
I’m so hungry I could eat a COW!
Dr Johnson: Now Johnny, carrots are good for your eyes. If you don’t eat them with your dinner, you’ll end up looking…LIKE THIS!!!!!
Holy Crap Doc, I’m going to look like a Woman with Cavities???
Honestly, 1st time I looked ta the pic, I didn’t notice anything unusual besides man-hands and bad fillings.
Her eyebrow is two different colors as well! :)
Deep throat can sometimes make this happen.
What were you Deep Throating – A Boomerang?
I am hung like a mule.. She choked sorry
the things you will do for a job these days
Organ Doner before you die…
It’s an OPTICAL Illusion!!!
That’s for sure. It’s fucking with my eyes!
The Eyes have it!!
What’s it?
We all know what makes you go blind-
Just WHAT did you do to get that?!?!?!?!
Rawhide told me it involved gerbils and duct tape.
lol nuff said!
In a previous life and in part of this one, Mary was a seeing eye dog.
haha, She must have just sniffed a bunghole…
Brace yourself. Mary’s beauty is a real eye opener!
She’s looking in a mirror!
Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their eyes! *bang* *bang* *bang* Oh…sorry Mary.
She’s like a deer in headlights… er, I mean roadkill…
Living next to the nuclear factory had never given her any problems that she knew of but she’d keep an eye out for trouble.
She could scan 3 miles at a time…
Mary now deeply regretted buying her eye transplant on the black market.
It’s Blingin…
Maybe going to “Skeeter’s Lasik Surgery & Car Wash” wasn’t such a great idea-EVEN with that coupon.
You should have taken the combo deal with the Gargantuan Eye-Lashes!
“Jack always had an eye for the ladies, especially ones that catch flies!”
You should see her around a fly strip!
When Mary held her mouth open like this she was able to receive satellite tv.
lol must be the sex channel!
Smile like a donut!
Wait for the creaam filling…
It’s not a tumor!, it’s not tumor at all.
The tumor is the giant eye hanging from her clit!
Everyone knew Mary was the star pupil of the class.
She was all eyes!
I read hooker instead of looker intially, LMAO
lol That works as well! :)
It’s all fun and games til someone pops out an eye.
That happened when the Cherry popped!
She couldn’t figure out why no one was responding to her e-Harmony profile.
The Fly was already taken!
Little did Mary know that the camera adds ten pounds…..to your right eye!!!
You should see what it does to her boobs!
Granted one wish, Mary blurted, “I wish for eye-color, so blue, it will get me noticed!
Victor Frankenstein to the rescue!
Mary needs to put her eye where her mouth is…
… She already put her foot there!
Now, the eye-witness testimony!
… and the guy said “Who do you think you’re staring at? You got a problem with your eyes?”
I see London
I see France
I see someones’ underpants
Be they white
Be they pink
I don’t know but they sure do stink.
The underpants are brown… and the stink is…
Now that’s eyennoying!
She’s really good at Word Search Puzzles though!
ex porn star of movies such as: “swallowholics 6″, “throat gaggers 3″ and the career ending “Don’t cum in my eye”
Good til the last drop…
Mary has an odd way of looking at things!
…it was like a deer to headlights!
This reply SUCKS! I already said it earlier… :) See what Vegas does to you?
Ask Mary, she has a unique perspective!
She also has a unique lean but I’m not asking her about that…
Mary, the inventor of the SEEING-EYE-EYE!
Mary’s husband, the inventor of the SEEING-EYE-EYE patch!
I wondered what he saw in her?
His cum!
With Mary, it’s always about her…eye, Eye, EYE…!
Sounds like Poe and the Tell Tale Heart!
more like OYE VEY???
Mary manages to magnify everything!
SWEET! I am now HUNGGGGGGGG!
Magic Mary!
Mary’s suprise was evident!
The hot flying substance in her eye was not!
I can’t help being an eye person,I was born this way!
If you have it, flaunt it!
MERRY MARY!
Hide Mr. Frodo!!
lol you’re just saying that because you want to play with my precious cockring!
One ring to bind them…
I not sure if I’m finished; but my eye’s wiped out!
You’ll know you’re finished when I blow my load…