22 August 2010 ~ 26 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 5 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 5 Winner

Caption Contest #5 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

Well, at least now you know why they call it Special Sauce!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by barbara:

My exact words were, “Little, girl if you want a milkshake you need to go a little faster…

My first response is “GROSS!” My second response is “Don’t forget to Swallow!” :/ lol Great Caption! Congrats! :) Your Money is coming. Look for your email. :)

Runner Ups:

There were plenty of awesome Captions to choose from. Here are some of my favorites:

joe sixtynine:

“Is it true what they say about big red shoes?”

Andy:

I only said “Eat my cock, it’s a Quaterpounder”

Rudi Pittman:

You two can kiss my sesame seed buns!

Amy Brown:

“Hey she asked for a Happy Meal, I was just trying to put it in her box”

GlassAdam:

“I’m not wearing any underwear.”

L. DaDevil:

Clowns put the laugh in slaughter!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 5

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Congrats again to the Winner!

P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…

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26 Responses to “Beat This Caption Contest 5 Winner”

  1. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:07 am

    I’ve got a boner for you!


  2. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:07 am

    I just took a dump, can you smell it?


  3. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:08 am

    It’s not a happy meal unless you swallow!


  4. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:08 am

    So what! We played Bagel Ring Toss on my Pole…


  5. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:09 am

    Too bad McDonald’s Monopoly Game doesn’t come with a “Get Out Of Jail” Card!


  6. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:09 am

    This is McBullshit!


  7. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:09 am

    Ba Da Ba Ba Ba, I’m Jailin it!


  8. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:09 am

    My turds look exactly like Chicken McNuggets!


  9. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:10 am

    So much for playing Find The Tampon!


  10. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:10 am

    Bendover… I’ll show you Jack in the Box!


  11. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:10 am

    Bad Clowns, Bad Clowns, what you gonna do?


    • Joe sixtynine 23 August 2010 at 12:17 am

      Haha, love this one


  12. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:11 am

    Sorry, my shoes honk when I walk!


  13. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:11 am

    Maybe it is time to stop making meat puppets???


  14. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:11 am

    She said she wanted extra cream!


  15. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:12 am

    My foot isn’t the only thing Big and Red!


  16. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:12 am

    Her exact words were “Hold the Pickle!”


  17. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:12 am

    She said “What can I get for ten bucks?”


  18. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:13 am

    I only licked her Ice Cream Cone ONCE!


  19. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:13 am

    She said she would work any position…


  20. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:13 am

    My pubes are red too!


  21. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:13 am

    Does this mean the Birthday Party is over?


  22. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:14 am

    I didn’t mean to spit on her food… I was aiming at her face!


  23. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:14 am

    She asked for Nuts on her Sundae!


  24. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:14 am

    Now you know why we call them “Triple Thick” Shakes!


  25. Rawhide 22 August 2010 at 12:15 am

    Tell me we’re going to White Castle…


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