Beat This Caption Contest 5 Winner

Caption Contest #5 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
Well, at least now you know why they call it Special Sauce!
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by barbara:
My exact words were, “Little, girl if you want a milkshake you need to go a little faster…
My first response is “GROSS!” My second response is “Don’t forget to Swallow!” :/ lol Great Caption! Congrats! :) Your Money is coming. Look for your email. :)
Runner Ups:
There were plenty of awesome Captions to choose from. Here are some of my favorites:
joe sixtynine:
“Is it true what they say about big red shoes?”
Andy:
I only said “Eat my cock, it’s a Quaterpounder”
Rudi Pittman:
You two can kiss my sesame seed buns!
Amy Brown:
“Hey she asked for a Happy Meal, I was just trying to put it in her box”
GlassAdam:
“I’m not wearing any underwear.”
L. DaDevil:
Clowns put the laugh in slaughter!
lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 5
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P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…
Yep, that’s right. Look below… Scroll down to the comments… I’m having some funnnnnnnnnnnn!
Read and LAUGH!







I’ve got a boner for you!
I just took a dump, can you smell it?
It’s not a happy meal unless you swallow!
So what! We played Bagel Ring Toss on my Pole…
Too bad McDonald’s Monopoly Game doesn’t come with a “Get Out Of Jail” Card!
This is McBullshit!
Ba Da Ba Ba Ba, I’m Jailin it!
My turds look exactly like Chicken McNuggets!
So much for playing Find The Tampon!
Bendover… I’ll show you Jack in the Box!
Bad Clowns, Bad Clowns, what you gonna do?
Haha, love this one
Sorry, my shoes honk when I walk!
Maybe it is time to stop making meat puppets???
She said she wanted extra cream!
My foot isn’t the only thing Big and Red!
Her exact words were “Hold the Pickle!”
She said “What can I get for ten bucks?”
I only licked her Ice Cream Cone ONCE!
She said she would work any position…
My pubes are red too!
Does this mean the Birthday Party is over?
I didn’t mean to spit on her food… I was aiming at her face!
She asked for Nuts on her Sundae!
Now you know why we call them “Triple Thick” Shakes!
Tell me we’re going to White Castle…