Beat This Caption Contest 5
Caption Contest #5
The Caption to Beat:
Well, at least now you know why they call it Special Sauce!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
August 15th – August 21st 2010.
(It will end at Midnight. – Contest 6 begins when this one is over!)
Enter as many times as you want! Good luck!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
Have fun! Get Creative! Pass the word. Retweet. Like it on Facebook! Go nuts…
Prizes!
This Contest… Is all about the Cold Hard Cash!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be a $50! YEAHHHHHH!
$50 is AWESOME! I could use $50 lol :)
P.S. My smart ass comments don’t count…
P.P.S. The $50 is real, not the fake (Raw-Bucks) above! I will pay through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!
I only said “Eat my cock, it’s a quaterpounder”
She can’t speak… her mouth is full!
“Do you think I’m out to make money? “I had nothing to do with putting that ugly roach in the Strawberry McFlurry!”
Someone saw the roach fall out of your fro!
It’s because I’m a clown isn’t it.
No, it’s because you showed everyone your sausage patty!
No I didn’t and stop calling me patty
First…She said she was 18…Second, All I said was “Do you want to see my Big Mac?”
False advertising… it was really Little Mac!
Arizona has gone a step further by not allowing clowns to walk their streets without proving their citizenship.
My ID is 11″… wanna see it?
This picture just makes me lmao, the clowns all locked up except for his hands!..haha
and the bicycle lock around the neck..lol
He can’t run because of those big ass feet!
“Don’t fuck with me I’m from Compton”
Working in the Cafeteria doesn’t make you a Scholar!
Wut!? I know you ain’t talking about my momma.
What’s your beef?
A 6′ man with a whole tube of lipstick on…
You’ve obviously never been to Europe, fucking wall to wall trannies these days. You cant turn round with a boner these days without snagging one of ‘em.
I’ve been all over Europe. Never ran into any… Damn!
I was just doing what clowns do…
Throwing Cream Pies in customer’s faces???
A’la Silence of the Lambs?
This is my remorseful face!
As opposed to your “MOON” face that you show everyone?
Wish you could have been there!
Don’t worry, I’ll act like it when I watch the surveillance video!
What I got can’t be shaken, beaten or stirred!
Not anymore. You already did that in the Deep Fryer!
I had a feeling it was WENDY’s bicycle!
Is that why you were humping the handle bars?
Do you practice, Tick-it, Click-it or Lick-it over here!
lol, No. We practice don’t ask, don’t tell!
I’ve always wanted to try the long arm of the law!
So you’re into fisting eh?
Of course it’s how they decided on the name BIG MAC how many more of you guys do I have to prove it to?
M E A T Y!
You mean the Burger KINK ?
It’s Small and Medium… Not S & M!
Looks like your partner has a foot fetish; what are you into?
Insane Clowns!
They don’t call them satisfied for nuthin’!
They also call it heart burn and diarrhea!
More Arse Gravy, excellent. It’s very rare to get 2 arse gravy’s in one day
Sausage, Biscuits N Gravy! MMMMM!
My pants were down because I couldn’t find my belt!
And I suppose you couldn’t find her belt either?
Peek under this key-hole!
…and you’ll find my bunghole!
You mean the age of consent isn’t adjusted using the metric system?
No! But it does make my weenie sound bigger!
The Mayor does too have a PATTY MOUTH!
Yeah, he also has a top hat and spectacles, but that doesn’t mean you can lock him in the freezer!
Arson? It was just a little grease fire!
Yeah? So then why does everyone look like Freddy Krueger?
“We’re going to have to find the key for his chastity belt…”
Why? Are you planning on putting Meat Balls on the Menu?
Where I come from we serve pig with BBQ sauce.
But, it’s what you were stuffing the pig with that’s the problem!
It was Clown Rape officer. *HONK*
Honk if you’re horny!
I did and now it’s all over the floor. Are you gonna clear it up! No, I didn’t think so
Where’s the Taco Bell dog?
In the garden puking after licking my ring clean
haha is that a cock ring?
Do Yanks know what their Ringpeice is? i.e. the 2nd (maybe 3rd) most important part of a man’s body
Ringpiece? You’re Yanking my Chain!
We have many, many words for it over here ;-)
I didn’t explain. If you stick your finger up someone’s arsehole you are wearing them like a ring. Therefore their anus must be the ring piece
Ahhhhhhh… I never knew that! :)
Foods not the only thing on the dollar menu.
You must be charging a dollar an inch then! :)
HA! For all you thick people he’s insinuating his cock is 1 inch long
HEHEHE Thats Not Ketchup
Is that why you’re walking funny?
I was going to say something but I think it’s too offensive!
lol Are you kidding? Try me…
No it’s Arse Gravy
Special Sauce = Blood Clots!
Can’t remember the film but classic quote “mmmm, I got a lumpy bit”
That’s alright, cause I’ve got a lumpy butt too!
I swear when i went to bed last night I was Alone!
Tell that to the Gerbil!
There’s no point, it’s dead
Better pull it out then…
That’s the problem with Viagra, you can’t get the bastards to stay alive long enough!
I suppose if you let their little heads poke out
Give them the pill too…
“You can’t do this! You guys are mall police! Not real cops!”
Then you won’t have any problems with me pulling out my night stick!
This is NOT Burger King… You can’t have your way!
…teach you to take McRib off the menu!
Isn’t a McRib what it says in the Scottish bible God made Eve from?
Clowns put the laugh in slaughter!
:) Back to Pennywise again!
Officer, wanna see my McNuggets?
No, but a fresh baked brownie sounds nice!
Officer, I just wanted to know if Grimace was a dude or a chick!
Should have asked before you stuck your nose where it don’t belong…
Who said it don’t belong? The ‘Nose Up Your Arse’ Police?
Ronald McDonald was arrested after he was found in the passenger seat of George Michael’s car with what appeared to be vanilla milk shake on his face, a contraption around his neck and his pants around his ankles.
Oh George Michael… Soon you’ll find your Father Figure!
Raw – You actually posted your comment on the main page, now that’s a careless whisper
huh? I’m lost. What main page are you talking about willis?
Too clever for you or just crap? Careless Whisper is a famous Goerge (Likes it Up The Gary) Micheal song and if you were whispering to rune and accidently put it on your page………..
‘Likes It Up The Gary’ is Cockney (Lomdon) Rhyming Slang. Gary Glitter – Shitter
London. What Cock decided to the m next to the n?
lol I dom’t kmow!
Piss taker
“You wouldn’t arrest a guy with a gigantic fuckin’ clubfoot, would you?”
If the shoe fits…
Glass – mate, you’ve given me a great business idea. I’m going to open a chain of nightclubs called Club Foot. Spazzers get in free coz I wanna tape them dancing
I smell a new reality show…
I don’t know what spastics smell like. Mainly piss I s’pose.
“Sorry Carrot Top, nobody wants to see your comedy act anymore.”
Can I show you where I hide my props?
I call mine ‘props’ too! Because it offers me real stability. I never fall off when shagging downhill
Now that would be a comedy act! :)
“Excuse me, officers, does this huge chain belt make me look fat?”
No, but the 2 Big Macs, Large Fry, Apple Pie and Strawberry Milkshake does!
“Before you put me in the squad car, why don’t you take a gander at my extreme cameltoe!”
lol The Golden Arches!
Don’t be daft, you’d bang your head on his balls when you walked in
Damn it! Tea Bagged AGAINNNN!
I prefer a mouth full of burger
lol Tube Steak!
It’s odd, like ‘Sweet and Sour’, texture of Beef but tastes like Fish. And why are Prawns’ Balls so big? Surely it’s a hindrance.
Hey!! All that matters is that the McChicken TASTES like chicken-right???
…even if it’s in the shape of a mushroom!
Like my cock, a masifpenius bulbusbellendius
Beep Beep!
But they didn’t want their McRib boneless-
Makes for a nice surprise in the bun!
“I’m not wearing any underwear.”
lol it looks like he’s saying that too!
Glass – Thanks for sharing
He’s lying… He sells them used on Ebay!
I hope I don’t die before ebay goes scratch’n'sniff
Think about the porn…..
RMcD’s first attempt at auto asfixiation didn’t go as planned
…But you should see him at auto fellatio!
I had one of them but it broke down
lol No Spare?
Fucking Italian cars!
That’s meant to be a reply to my reply. Yes, I know, I’m a dick!
lol Are you Andy Dick?
That’s Mr Dick to you, sonny.
This Contest 5 is over. Contest 6 has begun! Enjoy!