Beat This Caption Contest 5
Caption Contest #5
The Caption to Beat:
Well, at least now you know why they call it Special Sauce!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
August 15th – August 21st 2010.
(It will end at Midnight. – Contest 6 begins when this one is over!)
Enter as many times as you want! Good luck!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
Have fun! Get Creative! Pass the word. Retweet. Like it on Facebook! Go nuts…
Prizes!
This Contest… Is all about the Cold Hard Cash!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be a $50! YEAHHHHHH!
$50 is AWESOME! I could use $50 lol :)
P.S. My smart ass comments don’t count…
P.P.S. The $50 is real, not the fake (Raw-Bucks) above! I will pay through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!
Have it your way…but, the kid came on to me!
“I want the #2 Combo” is NOT a come on…
Depends on which hooker you ask!
Then you’ll love the #3 Combo! :)
I asked him nicely to quit fondling my nuggets!
Well, they do smell like Chicken!
I’m fighting to change my image!
Most people “change” in private…
HAHAHA, that picture is great!
Thanks, even though it was hard to get that makeup off afterwards…
“I dont see you arresting Michael Jackson!…oh..right..”
He was recently spotted in Vegas…
Yeah, he’s making a comeback. He’s only got three feet to go.
MJ’s doing a cheaper version of Thriller, they’re saving on the make-up.
Mr. McDowell says “They have the Big-Mac, we have the Big-Mic, they Ronald McDonald, we have Ronald McFondle.”
They have the Golden Arch, we have Watersports…
Ronald could use some of that Soul Glo, LOL.
Just let your soooouuuuul glow baby
…it’s his ringtone…
“is it true what they say about big red shoes?”
lol it’s a crotch rocket!
“What a cock block”
“Is that a cock-lock around my waist?”
It’s your new thong, get used to it!
Man, why the po-po always tryin to bring the white man down?
Because you Po-Po in their platter…
It Just goes to show you how much power the King has.
It’s all in the hips…
I just asked her If she wanted some mayo in it.
…her sandwich… not her mouth!
Officers, I didn’t really break any laws. I was just clowning around.
You broke the window, you broke the cash drawer, you broke the slide…
Ya Know what it was similar to dipping it in Ketchup, it was tan when it went in, Red when it came out.
Funny, the burger was brown when it went in and brown when it came out…
Hey She drove by the window. Now Grimas is dead.
He did look like a huge speed bump…
My apple pie was cold!
It shouldn’t be, you stuck it in your anus…
What? I am not allowed to wear make-up in jail? This is my natural look!
I fear your lipstick is going to get smeared…
No my mother does NOT do my make-up…
From the looks of it, I’d say it was the Griddler!
PC “Name?”
RMcD “Ronald McDonald”
PC “Right, stop taking the piss, you clown”
The porta-potties were full…
Just like me! Full of shit!
The police FINALLY realised what kids meant when they said Ronald McDonald was weird.
It could be worse, it could be the clown from IT!
He’s my fave
Lindsay Lohan just got a new job and is ALREADY going back to jail?!?
She missed the writing on the wall…
McDonalds think they’ve found the right scapegoat for their corporate crimes!
I’ll still blame Mayor McCheese!
He’s a bastard!!!
WTF! One minute I’m playing with kids the next…..
…you’re playing with yourself!
How do I turn Skype off?
Ronald McDonald realises ‘Glass’ is one hell of a drug!
Which is why he was handing it out in Playland.
But ‘cock-in-a-bun’ is the new name of our chicken sandwich.
And that is why you were caught choking it in the backroom?
And we go full circle to your original caption!!!
A full circle would be a circle jerk!
I have been away for a couple of days and have missed your abuse, My phrase of the day is “Arse F#cker”.
Ronald’s McSucking skills will be put to the test.
He’ll pass this test hands down! :)
HA! Like it centurion, like it
Off to Ronald’s favorite Play Place again!
Pocket Pool?
“Hey she asked for a Happy Meal, I was just trying to put it in her box”
The 8″ Happy Meal.. Fills you up!
Hamburgler 1 – Ronald 0
No Love here! :)
Can I get my jail house stripes in red and white?
How about black and blue?
It was the food police that turned me in wasn’t it?
lol, no the fashion police!
Hey hey hands off..I swear I work for Este Lauder….testing Dept.
And you were testing the product by kissing the girls?
That’s what you get when you ask for an extra beefy Big Mac.
The Meatballs are free of charge!
Please don’t put me behind bars, I am already locked up!
But the other inmates have been asking for McDonalds for years…
You didn’t have to cut my lock, the key would have come out … eventually …
That key was to the squad car… We need that back NOW!
Over 8 million customers “served”!
…one mouth at a time!
DJ Mickey Donalds was a bit too high for the local authorities.
Oh… that’s what all the white stuff is on his face…
It was a Mac-attack!
Is that why you stomped on her burger?
…but she had the cutest McMuffin!
…and that’s why you buttered her buns?
That’s what you call it when you have oral sex with a Scotswoman
It didn’t turn ugly until he called me McWeenie!
…the truth hurts…
…how do I know you’re not impersonating an officer?
You’ll know when you see the size of my wand!
I’m not the only clown in this line-up!
But you are the only one with a big red nose stuffed up your butt!
They looked like any bunch of rowdy 7 year olds!
They were employees!
He was wearing a crown, cape and had a maniacal grin on his face!
Whatever, have it your way!
Let’s put a smile on that face!
*ZIPPPPP!
The Hamburglar said we wouldn’t get caught!
The Hamburglar is a meat-head!
What a clown!
I’ll give you something to honk…
“We don’t get down with clowns, you hear!”
But you did get down with the cashier!
Do the drapes match the carpet?
If you find a pubic hair in your food you’ll know…
You should see my other fro!
…it’s tie-dyed to match my thong!
He said he had a thing for redheads!
Well, that explains the french kiss…
I had a red head once, but the Doc cured it
I had a black head once… I popped it all over the mirror!
I had head..a couple o times.
lol I’m sure you popped that one too… :)