Beat This Caption Contest 6
Caption Contest #6
The Caption to Beat:
Surprise! Your Mail-Order Bride is here!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
August 22nd – August 28th 2010.
(It will end at Midnight. – Contest 7 begins when this one is over!)
Enter as many times as you want! Good luck!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
Have fun! Get Creative! Pass the word. Retweet. Like it on Facebook! Go nuts…
Prizes!
This Contest… Is all about the Cold Hard Cash!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be a $50! YEAHHHHHH!
$50 is AWESOME! I could use $50 lol :)
P.S. My smart ass comments don’t count…
P.P.S. The $50 is real, not the fake (Raw-Bucks) above! I will pay through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!
Edith didn’t quite get what her friend Martha meant when she said to “check out the UPS Man’s package.”
haha The bigger the Package, the more it costs!
She would have stayed fresher in bubble wrap!
She kept popping the bubbles with her snatch!
Retired Rockettes don’t disappear; they just ship them away!!
I get the feeling she’ll be back!
I was suprised when the blow up doll I ordered 50 years ago finally showed up.
You blow her up… She’ll blow you up! :)
Granny gobblecock.
lmao Goes good with Gramps Grabherears!
Jenna Jameson if you mailed her via snail-mail…
She’d make a good fluffer…
Grampa, your erector set is here!
Sadly, the package came prematurely!
Granny Hoover can suck the marrow right out of your bones!
You should see her attachments…
Jehova’s witnesses have gotten very creative.
She rang the doorbell with her tongue!
It all tastes the same in the dark
Except for that 29″ gray pube stuck in my teeth…
Stay away from this one boys, Old Granny “the grinder” is a full time dominatrix and a part time wood chipper.
lol She has wooden teeth! :)
IT’S ALIVE! And it’s gumming for YOU!
She likes to lick the taint!
LOL, so close…yet so far.
Grandma loves to get stuffed.
Sadly, you’re gonna need bigger peanuts…
We’re replacing the stuffed turkey this Thanksgiving!
OMG That’s Funny! Gobble Gobble!
I knew they did airbrushing touch ups but Damn Jenna Jameson has gone to hell in a hand basket.
She came back with some nice red boots though. :)
Where are they now? Barbara Bush.
“Bush, it’s time for Dick to shoot again…”
Ever since the Golden Girls went off the air, Bea Aurther had to take odd jobs.
The Golden Spit Shine!
That is the last time I order a stripper from the Pennysaver
That’s right, cause she’ll suck you dry!
Walmart’s stripper in a box!
Wait until you see the blue light special!
After a $100 million settlement, this is all Tiger can afford these days.
Par none!
Grandma, did my order for a Nebuchadnezzar bottle of Taittinger Champagne come today? Grandma…..??
Grandmas got one hell of a buzz…
Ready for a douche!
Better bring the XXL one…
Honey, my new protheses came today! No more wood splinters in your ears!!
Yeah, now just wood in your mouth…
Ignore the writing on the box, Studmuffin. I’m built for the long haul.
Looks like Grandma got run over by a Reindeer…
Betty, from quality control, tests each model 77 “comfort robot” before it is shipped to insure the customer gets 8 more than with the previous 69 model.
Betty loves her job.
She works in the packaging room… she’s the head manager!
Yo Mamma is so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and it’s still doggy style.
Beware! She’s not neutered yet!
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery. ~~ Henny Youngman
That’s only because I like to get laid 6′ deep!
You look like a million bucks! (All green and wrinkled.)
Those are my nipples, ignore them!
Grams got a little overheated when her little brown-paper-wrapped parcel arrived.
When Grandma spins around like a ceiling fan it will cool you off!
Woman-Happy B-day Johnny Boy!
Man-Grandma?!?!
Woman-What the hell! This isn’t 2069 fist me lane. Damn grab a granny strip service always getting addresses wrong. oh well who wants a taste of granny’s apple pie!
Frat guys: Yeah!!!!
Man:Dude Gross!!!!
If that’s an apple pie, then stab me in the eye!
Tis what you get for being Naughty this christmas!
Guess where the Mistletoe is at…
something a guy (thought he) would never say…
Baby I just not in the mood… I have a head ache…. NO SEX GET OFF OF ME…. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Sheep in the backyard is looking more attractive…
Crap, i had a good one last night and forgot it!, haha
TGIF!!
Fridays FTW! :)
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Her real name is Bob!
Yikes! SURPRISE!!!
She has dingle-berries!
Warning!!!! handle with care or i’ll be in intensive care
Don’t kid. She likes it when you handle her rough as well!
Help! I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!
Hmm and apparently neither can you!
Time to take out the dentures…
Driving Miss Daisy!
Her ankles are handlebars…
Where’s the beef?
Hiding in a moist hole…
After social security failed, older retiree’s had to get creative.
She loves the stripper pole…
What do you give an old woman for her birthday? Mikey. He’ll eat ANYTHING.
Pretty soon he’s going to need the JAWS of life to save him…
The original nutcracker.
She cracks two nuts at once!
Presenting Lindsay Lohan as Linda Lovelace in “Grandma got DONE over a reindeer.”
She’ll ride you until your nose glows!
Not what you were expecting when you orderd a box of depends!
Spongebob: OH GRANDMA (SEX JOKE)
Oh yeahhhhhh! lol Grandma’s Cookies are Crunchy!
Box should have read: No assembly required – Comes with Poli-Grip!
It also comes with Genital Warts…
When I said I wanted to get ahead in the world and get a leg up on the competition, I wasn’t being literal.
Oh Well, She makes a great Stapler!
To insure your new mail-order bride arrives in good health. Our shipping crates are filled with hi protein edible packing peanuts.
I thought those were Moth Balls!
1. Uh! The bottom of the box is wet!
2. Yuk, granny porn in a box!
3. Damn you UPS, I ordered that mail order bride 30 years ago!
4. Grandma is so stupid, she mailed in her “old gold” while she was wearing it! :(
1) Seepage… it happens!
2) But she loves to swallow…
3) At least she’s still horny…
4) It was either that, or pull out her fillings!