Beat This Caption Contest 6
Caption Contest #6
The Caption to Beat:
Surprise! Your Mail-Order Bride is here!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
August 22nd – August 28th 2010.
(It will end at Midnight. – Contest 7 begins when this one is over!)
Enter as many times as you want! Good luck!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
Have fun! Get Creative! Pass the word. Retweet. Like it on Facebook! Go nuts…
Prizes!
This Contest… Is all about the Cold Hard Cash!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be a $50! YEAHHHHHH!
$50 is AWESOME! I could use $50 lol :)
P.S. My smart ass comments don’t count…
P.P.S. The $50 is real, not the fake (Raw-Bucks) above! I will pay through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!
Yuck! I thought this was supposed to be a Jack-in-the-box!
Keep jacking…
I had a Jack-in-the-box box once, it was in my hair and everything
Cryogenics has a few wrinkles to overcome!
If you work at it long enough the wrinkles come out…
The offer read, ” A whole new body in six weeks or less…”
It looks like it got lost in the mail for 60 years…
You like having your box packed, don’t you baby!
lol What can Brown do for you?
A Geriatric Cabbage Snatch Kid!
Guess where the Cabbage is?
No offense, but Imma close the top of this box and open the bottom side first.
Better be wearing Goggles…
Fuck it, the price was right. Go make me a sandwich, I’m watching the game.
…it’s going to be tackle football!
You must be Pandora?
lol Open the Box, find out! :)
Four to six weeks my ass!
That’s a long time for Viagra to last!
This Granny travels light and spreads easy!
*blushes… It’s oil of olay!
Look Gertie, the only way this is going to work is if I close the box up and drill a hole instead. So take out your dentures.
lol Glory Hole Grandma!
UGH! It’s USED!
hahaha The curse of Amazon!
Goddamnit! I ordered a “Golden Grill!” Better check the return policy.
She does come with a nice bun warmer though…
I may be confused occasionally but I’m pretty sure one of us is dead!
It’s the smell that gave it away, isn’t it?
In an act of pure desperation, Mrs. Claus mails herself to South Beach to check out the night life.
She likes stuffing the stocking…
Smells like sex and cough drops in here.
Sorry, I farted!
Have you been feeding your barking spider cough drops and sausage again?
Happy birthday grampa, now blow out the candles.
Ummmmm, don’t you mean “Candle”…
Jessica Tandy, starring in her first adult film, “Packed With Pleasure.”
M O R E Vaseline Please!!!
She’s what you might call “Lickety-Split!”
lolol That’s funny. *Zippppppppp!
Y? Y? Y?
You said you always wanted a membership at the Y…
It’s the wooden box for you, sister?
The only box big enough to fit her boobs…
It’s the wooden box for you, sister!
At the risk of repeating myself…..
Good, she’s here. I’ve been waiting 60 years for the bitch. Christ, there must be a lot of shit in that box.
Nope! But wait until the Butt Plug comes out…
“Mummy, Nana’s c#nt is stuck to the bottom of the box”
Better get the Spatula again…
F-R-A-G-I-L-E, must mean, “REALLY MESSED-UP!”
That’s how you have to touch her twat!
*Contents may have settled during shipping.
My Ovary is somewhere on the bottom of the box…
Wow Bessie, that’s quite a wing span!
Wait until you see my V span…
Now, lets see, A-Grasp heels #1 and #2 (as shown) and push back to desired angle.
You just formed the perfect W!
Snatch got your tongue?
Plus everything else within a ten mile radius!
Are we there yet?
Only if it’s in my nightmare…
“I ordered a Fleshlight, but this will have to do.”
lol… Self Cleaning! :0 lol
Just be glad that the box is hiding GRANMA’S BOX!!
She can play music with it! :)
“My red shoes aren’t the only thing that’s hot!”
Better get the water…
“This beats rolling in the hay!”
As long as you like Peanuts in your cooch!
When you said we were shipping Grandma off to a nursing home, I didn’t realize we were going to use UPS!
It was either that or piggyback…
Picture in catalog may not represent actual product was an understatement!
Use only as directed!
Some assembly required?
Wait until you see the screwdriver…
I wonder if you can purchase aftermarket parts to upgrade the product?
You don’t like the turkey gizzard chin?
I am so glad I bought insurance on this thing. It looks like it was damaged during shipping.
The damage occured from f**ing Grandpa for 50 years…
The people at the mail order bride company really screwed up this time.
Yeah, they replaced her boobs with bananas…
Mail Order Bride: $75
Crowbar:$15
Hospital Visit:$300
The Look on Mom and Dads Face: Priceless
… it was supposed to be a Mail Order Groom!
I finally found some one that likes icy hot as a lubricant!!
Yeah, can you smear some on down there?
New sex doll model for senior citizens.
Or is it the old one?
One lick and it’s over!
Dentures not included.
Gum it Granny!
Grandmas stuffed box.
Something’s gotta keep her intestines from falling out…
This is the result of 80 years not shaving down there.
Grandpa liked to bury his face in “The Bush”!
It’s gonna take a little more than Bengay to fix this
How about Bengay and Joe Sixtynine?
Failed attemp at 69? Lol
You only fail when you stop licking…
Such a funny pic, very Open to jokes, lol. I think I’ve seen it on 1up before…
It was there at one time… She just smells a little bit more rank…
It’s what’s inside that counts!
Just like a bottle of BBQ Sauce… Hot N Spicy!
“You gotta lick it before you stick it”
ha, look at her legs, she must have been F**King the Elephant Man!