Beat This Caption Contest 65 Winner

Caption Contest #65 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
Everything was really funny until the thong broke!
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by Debra Russo:
All the attention has gone to his head!
Funny Caption, very appropriate. I love it! :) Your Money is coming! Look for the email. :)
Runner Ups:
Grant A:
At his Bris, the Rabbi had to use a Cleaver!
Claudette Stone:
Move the furniture! I feel an erection coming!
DennyS:
Yeah, but..I can’t cut my toenails without poking myself in the face!
Shawn Hendricks:
That’s nothing. You should see the size of my girlfriend’s vagina!
Lee Hauxwell:
Ridley Scott reveals his idea for the Alien bursting scene!
CDA:
Not Halloween, it’s just Tuesday at the Smith’s house!
James Reardon:
Well, there’s penis and then, there’s pENOUGH!
Rob Falconer:
John Holmes at 85!
barbara:
Care Instructions: Hand wash and blow dry!
Pete:
Dick or teat?
Jen McNaughton:
His car is a piece of shit!
Joan Lutz:
Like Alec Baldwin said on SNL, no one can resist my Schweddy Balls!
lancerodeo:
Anybody else feel that draft?
lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 65
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