Beat This Caption Contest 67 Winner

Caption Contest #67 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
Everything is made in China – Even the Chairs!
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by DennyS:
Yeah, but look at all the money we’ll save – because NOW you’ll fit in the over-head compartment!
Funny Caption! :) Your Money is coming! Look for the email. :)
Runner Ups:
SukiSukiNow:
After Hannibal Lechter’s colon cleanse!
Jen McNaughton:
Happens every time he eats Indian food!
James Reardon:
Press harder coach, I can almost taste it!
Rob Falconer:
It’s like those chairs for geriatrics – she pushes upwards and then I can stand more easily!
Michael:
I don’t understand where she could be… I’ve looked everywhere for her!
Joan Lutz:
I’ll need even more chairs than this for my daughter’s wedding!
Pete:
Each day Nellie would start her training at the crack of Don!
barbara:
It’s obvious she has a soft spot for him!
lancerodeo:
I’m a professional child-sitter!
andrew sullivan:
I know what you are wondering…did I have beans for dinner tonight????
Lee Hauxwell:
Some assistance required for nibble your own Brazillian!
footballisus:
Oh hell who needs a porclean alter when you got this?
Claudette Stone:
Mm k, got my pants snapped. Thanks, Coach!
Jim:
Son of a bitch, these toilet seats over here feel like a coiled up midget!
lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 67
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