29 October 2011 ~ 443 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 67

Beat This Caption Contest 67

Caption Contest #67

The Caption to Beat:

Everything is made in China – Even the Chairs!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Oct 30th – Nov 5th 2011.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

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443 Responses to “Beat This Caption Contest 67”

  1. Pete 2 November 2011 at 6:34 am

    Stop coach, that’s not Moon See Tong!


  2. Cassandra 2 November 2011 at 7:26 am

    I’m Crouching Tiger,now where is that hidden dragon?


  3. Pete 2 November 2011 at 10:11 am

    She’s on next, Scotty. Beam her up!


  4. Debra Russo 2 November 2011 at 10:21 am

    No, you can’t have a piece of cake!


  5. Joan Lutz 2 November 2011 at 1:01 pm

    Coach, you have big Assets!
    All the better to teach you my child!


  6. Joan Lutz 2 November 2011 at 1:22 pm

    OK, I’ll keep the 10 o’clock curfew and get my beauty sleep!


  7. James Reardon 2 November 2011 at 2:58 pm

    Poor child rearing.


    • Rawhide 5 November 2011 at 8:33 am

      LOL Parenting FAIL


  8. James Reardon 2 November 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Debbie wanted Buns of Steel, her own, not his!


  9. Pete 2 November 2011 at 6:35 pm

    Carrying her coach shoulder-high after winning gold had seemed a good idea at the time!


  10. Joan Lutz 3 November 2011 at 5:31 am

    Coach, my personal life is my own!…stop butting into my affairs!


  11. Joan Lutz 3 November 2011 at 5:33 am

    I’m concerned about the Nationals because my ass is on the line!


  12. Lee Hauxwell 4 November 2011 at 6:58 am

    Brazillian Oven


  13. Pete 4 November 2011 at 10:57 am

    Back, crack, sack and a Brazilian!


  14. niecya 4 November 2011 at 1:43 pm

    Learning how to give myself head $100
    Waiting my turn…priceless #scared


  15. Chasity 4 November 2011 at 4:05 pm

    “..just pondering on past social situations I could have handled differently.”


  16. Pete 4 November 2011 at 6:10 pm

    Some dads are just overprotective!


  17. Pete 5 November 2011 at 1:23 am

    Kowalski often wondered how many other men had a gymnast sitting fetish!


  18. Joan Lutz 5 November 2011 at 6:34 am

    Soar over that vault table as if something was biting at your butt!


  19. Rob Falconer 5 November 2011 at 7:34 am

    You gotta help me, Doc. I’m suffering from Athlete’s Butt.


    • Rawhide 5 November 2011 at 8:34 am

      Maybe you should wash down there…


  20. Jen McNaughton 5 November 2011 at 8:22 am

    Walter Matthau in a scene from the never released BAD NEWS CHAIRS


  21. Joan Lutz 5 November 2011 at 10:08 am

    Get it together!…your heads in the clouds and your tail’s between your legs!


  22. Joan Lutz 5 November 2011 at 11:32 am

    You can’t skip this meet to go to a Justin Bieber’s concert!


  23. Joan Lutz 5 November 2011 at 11:46 am

    Your Half Twist looks like an out-of-control pretzel!


  24. Joan Lutz 5 November 2011 at 11:49 am

    Was that a flip or a coin swaying like a drunken sailor?


    • Joan Lutz 5 November 2011 at 11:58 am

      rolling coin


  25. Rob Falconer 5 November 2011 at 5:04 pm

    Some bloody concert this turned out to be!


  26. Rob Falconer 5 November 2011 at 5:05 pm

    Well, you said you wanted a game of squash


  27. Joan Lutz 5 November 2011 at 5:53 pm

    Limber up well so you can shake your booty on the floor!


  28. Debra Russo 5 November 2011 at 9:53 pm

    I’m trying to prepare you for a game of Dodgeball.


  29. Joan Lutz 6 November 2011 at 6:52 am

    If you forget your routine, you can’t fill- in with jumping jacks!


  30. DennyS 6 November 2011 at 10:50 am

    Rearward,double sitting ‘Chili Rainbow’…degree of difficulty…9.9 !


  31. Jen McNaughton 6 November 2011 at 1:46 pm

    Feeling guilty for being so hard on her


  32. Jen McNaughton 6 November 2011 at 1:51 pm

    A Pat on the back isn’t always a good thing


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