Beat This Caption Contest 67

Caption Contest #67
The Caption to Beat:
Everything is made in China – Even the Chairs!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
Oct 30th – Nov 5th 2011.
Enter as many times as you want!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!






Stop coach, that’s not Moon See Tong!
I’m Crouching Tiger,now where is that hidden dragon?
She’s on next, Scotty. Beam her up!
No, you can’t have a piece of cake!
Coach, you have big Assets!
All the better to teach you my child!
OK, I’ll keep the 10 o’clock curfew and get my beauty sleep!
Poor child rearing.
LOL Parenting FAIL
Debbie wanted Buns of Steel, her own, not his!
Carrying her coach shoulder-high after winning gold had seemed a good idea at the time!
Coach, my personal life is my own!…stop butting into my affairs!
I’m concerned about the Nationals because my ass is on the line!
Brazillian Oven
Back, crack, sack and a Brazilian!
Learning how to give myself head $100
Waiting my turn…priceless #scared
“..just pondering on past social situations I could have handled differently.”
Some dads are just overprotective!
Kowalski often wondered how many other men had a gymnast sitting fetish!
Soar over that vault table as if something was biting at your butt!
You gotta help me, Doc. I’m suffering from Athlete’s Butt.
Maybe you should wash down there…
Walter Matthau in a scene from the never released BAD NEWS CHAIRS
Get it together!…your heads in the clouds and your tail’s between your legs!
You can’t skip this meet to go to a Justin Bieber’s concert!
Your Half Twist looks like an out-of-control pretzel!
Was that a flip or a coin swaying like a drunken sailor?
rolling coin
Some bloody concert this turned out to be!
Well, you said you wanted a game of squash
Limber up well so you can shake your booty on the floor!
I’m trying to prepare you for a game of Dodgeball.
If you forget your routine, you can’t fill- in with jumping jacks!
Rearward,double sitting ‘Chili Rainbow’…degree of difficulty…9.9 !
WTF? Too funny!
Feeling guilty for being so hard on her
A Pat on the back isn’t always a good thing