Beat This Caption Contest 68
Caption Contest #68
The Caption to Beat:
What, Halloween was last week?
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
Nov 6th – Nov 12th 2011.
Enter as many times as you want!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!
“Hi..I’m here about modeling your new line of pantyhose.”
At the Return of the Jedi costumed reunion, it was generally agreed that Carrie hadn’t aged so well.
Vivid disappointed everyone with their latest blue movie star.
And joining the Indigo Girls on tour this year is…
Soon after arriving in Hollywood, she realised Lasik and veneers might help her movie career.
She was Dawn, of the Dead.
She’s famous!
“Excuse me, do you know a good doctor? I have worms…”
How about a Witch Doctor?
A Blue Man Group-ie
For greater security, they installed more locks on the doors.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!
Personalized license plates——>( FKNUGLY )
LOL Honk if you’re Horny!
Honk!
LOL Well you don’t need to lean on the horn…
Christina Aguilera keeps getting that plastic surgery.
Does anyone have a tampon?
I can loan you my used one…
I had a blast last night at the cemetary.
I need to borrow someone’s hair straightener.
*flat iron.
I wish I should have worn my retainer.
would have
Eureka!…Derrick just tweeted, Having a CAYA party!
Sonny and I once made beautiful music together!
“If I could turn back time”…
If I could turn back freakin’ time, I’d nix the chafs!
chaps
Christopher Walken’s latest TV role on “The Walken Dead.”
At thirteen, I’d have done her.
When I was thirteen, I’d have done her.
Jeeze, just how drunk was I last night?
So, this is the girl the Twilight series was based on?
That’s what you get for falling asleep drunk at a cosmetology school frat party, dude.
No, I don’t know if they even have those. Give me a break, will ya?
WOW!!! Jennifer Love Hewitt’s looking better than ever!
Don’t expect to bury your bone on the first date!
Well I guess I might have spent too much time in the sun as a teenager
Can you tell I’m cold? wink, wink
You know what I miss the most about being alive? Blinking
Wait…come back…I have a great personality!….Damn… lost another one.
A picture? Oh I’m so embarrassed, my hair must be a mess.
Amy Grindhouse
You go ghoul!
Well the good news is she got a huge settlement from the tanning bed company over the faulty hinge
Beauty is skin deep,and under this mud I’m gorgeous!
Wet me down, I’m Beautiful!
Hi! I’m Cinderella. You should see my sisters.
Cross my heart and hope to die…
You have heard of the green-eyed monster, now meet her!
Don’t you just love the smell of freshly dug graves in the morning?
Wait! I had my eyes open in that picture! Take another one!