Beat This Caption Contest 69 Winner

Caption Contest #69 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
Calgon, take me away!
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by Rob Falconer:
I’ve discovered what those stabbing pains in your back are, Miss Fothergill – they’re harpoons!
LMAO Caption! The Prize for this 69th Contest is to 69 Miss Fothergill. LOL Enjoy! Your Money is not the only thing coming! Look for the email. :)
Runner Ups:
James Reardon:
If you think that the oxygen tank is under a lot of pressure, how about the punishment that seat is taking?
lancerodeo:
The evasive land manatee returns to the oceans for recreation!
Claudette Stone:
Wheezeeeee. Wheezzzeeeee. Darth Vader, I am your mother!
Joan Lutz:
I doubled for Brooke Shields in Blue Lagoon!
Jim Cavanaugh:
How BP finally plugged the oil spill!
DennyS:
I know I dropped my Snickers bar & ‘Diet’ Pepsi around here somewhere!
Jen McN:
Luckily she was on the toilet when the ship broke apart!
Debra Russo:
I can bring home the fish, fry it up in a pan…!
Pete:
Before the day was out, Margaret would be adopted by a pod of orcas!
barry C:
Seadon’t!
Chris Eicher:
I saw this on Craigslist: BBW looking for a wingman!
Alan Hochbaum:
This is the only chick here? What a dive!
Michael:
The Navy was investigating a mysterious ‘ping’ on their sonar!
James Greene:
And they say MEN don’t ask for directions!
barbara:
Sputter-put-put-bubble-bubble-gurgle-sput…going down!
Shawn Hendricks:
Pretty much what women see when an obese male rides a Harley!
bubbaralph:
Jacques Cousteau’s answer to traveling with his mother in law!
Shannon:
Chaneling my INNER SEA HORSE!
lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 69
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