Beat This Caption Contest 69

Caption Contest #69
The Caption to Beat:
Calgon, take me away!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
Nov 13th – Nov 19th 2011.
Enter as many times as you want!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!






Martha had learned to live with her husband’s incontinence problem!
Wait! Where’s the bungee cord?
I’m not ready to cut the umbilical!
I think I found a new source of Fossil fuel!
That’s good because your air will run out in 3… 2… 1…
Where are the clowns? Isn’t this the underwater circus tryouts?
Honey, I think you are too….fat to get the Flounder role.
Nice! How about a Fat eye?
3 little fiddies in the itty bitty sea…wrong song, Jumbo!
Even the Clown Fish are laughing
They better, they’re Clown Fish…
But GPS says we’re here?
GPS = Giant Pink Squid
When the obesity epidemic outweighs even buoyancy – the only solution is AquaScooter.
Don’t get me wrong, the schools in Atlantis are great, but the commutes a beast.