Beat This Caption Contest 7 Winner

Caption Contest #7 Winner!
The Caption to Beat:
Doc, I think I feel your Root Canal!
The Winning Caption:
Submitted by Joan Lutz:
I reward all my patients with a lollypop!
Ewwww, I’m scared of that! I think I’ve heard that line before! LOL I wonder if it’s banana flavor? :) Funny Caption! Congrats! :) Your Money is coming. Look for the email. :)
Runner Ups:
There were plenty of Great Captions… Here are some of my favorites:
phyllis:
That’s it, sqeeze the tube of toothpaste from the bottom up!
joe sixtynine:
I always get hair in my mouth!
barbara:
That is one cavity you won’t be filling!
L DaDevil:
The New Obama Health Plan!
Bill Kennedy:
Oh don’t worry, you’ll know when to spit!
Andy:
My conception.
lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 7
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P.S. Now I can add my other Captions…
Yep, that’s right. Look below… Scroll down to the comments… I’m having some funnnnnnnnnnnn!
Read and LAUGH!







If you play with my water pick, you’re gonna get wet!
See, bald heads can be sexy!
Look at that, I pulled the wrong tooth again!
Tell me this is a Stephen King movie…
Do these glasses make my ass look fat?
Did you say HMO plan, or HOMO plan?
If you scream, everyone will think it’s normal!
Our uniforms were accidentally delivered to the Playboy Mansion!
Damn, I think I shat your pants!
I told you, this vibrating chair is awesome!
Your new toothbrush is under the apron…
Ever eat a White Chocolate Bunny with cream filling?
That’s it… No more Sweet Tooth!
Thanks! I can sell this Gold Cap on Ebay!
Funny, that tooth looks just like a piece of brain…
Wanna know why they call me Dr. Giggles?
Wanna take the Dentist’s Bill in trade?
My nickname is Dr. Feel Good!
This technique is called Milking the Prostate!
See what happens when you pull too hard!
You don’t know of a cure for lice do you?
Doc… Why is my ass sore?
Hey, my blue balls match your sweater!
I’ve heard of cat got your tongue, but…
I know your face is numb, but your eyes say YUM!
Yep, I totally missed that shave and a hair cut!
Wanna see my Bunny Trail?
All Gone! No more Gag Reflex!
Oops, just lost the butt plug!
Don’t worry, your Bill is Cuming…
What’s wrong? Your 17 year old Daughter loved this costume!
I used to love getting my hair pulled…
There! No more scraping my dick with that tooth!
Doc, your breath smells like cum!
LOL, oh man these are crazy funny.
Hey, I’ve got the right to bear arms…