Beat This Caption Contest 7
Caption Contest #7
The Caption to Beat:
Doc, I think I feel your Root Canal!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
August 29th – September 4th 2010.
(It will end at Midnight. – Contest 8 begins when this one is over!)
Enter as many times as you want! Good luck!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
Have fun! Get Creative! Pass the word. Retweet. Like it on Facebook! Go nuts…
Prizes!
This Contest… Is all about the Cold Hard Cash!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be a $50! YEAHHHHHH!
$50 is AWESOME! I could use $50 lol :)
P.S. My smart ass comments don’t count…
P.P.S. The $50 is real, not the fake (Raw-Bucks) above! I will pay through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!
Got some stuff you need to get off your chest, arms, back, my lap…
Nothing that a little TNT wouldn’t cure!
I don’t know what came over me!
I can give you one guess…
Those ain’t goose bumps!
More like Goose Eggs!
Lookin’ for the monkey on your back?
That would probably crush my back!
Did I mention I was the Miss March Playboy centerfold for 1973? Damn menopause..now rinse and spit Mr. Hurlbutt.
Once the flow stops, the hair pops!
I was nervous and apprehensive about seeing a dentist. Then my friend suggested seeing a Pediatric Dentist for a more gentle, calming experience.
Would you like to touch my rabbit?
When I said give me a tug if you felt pain, I didn’t mean my ears. Now open wide.
I’d tug it, but I need some tweezers!
And this is how you snap someone’s neck.
Are you playing with my head?
The opposite of Gentle Dental.
How about you show me the opposite of blow?
The funny thing is … he’s a gynecologist!
He’s used to open wet holes…
I doubt either dudes make ANY holes wet…
I hear something dripping…
That’s it, squeeze the tube of toothpaste from the bottom up.
My what a BIG tube you have…
I like furries as much as the next guy, but this not the good kind of furry.
The good furries are under the apron!
No really, we have a great track record here at the Bosley Hair Restoration Lab.
Yeah, as long as you don’t care where the hair appears!
After retirement from showbiz, Bugs Bunny got a job as a dental hygienist in the San Fernando Valley.
He’s hunting for cavities!
“Sure I’m the Easter Bunny, you’re holding my eggs aren’t you?”
One is bigger than the other…
“Oh, don’t worry, you’ll know when to spit.”
lol, just loosen the jaw and relax…
Ron Jeremy may have quit the porn business, but he still found a way to get in to your mouth.
Damn the hedgehog!
“Not only will I fill your cavities, before you leave you’ll be pulling a rabbit out of your ass!”
Good, cause I have to take a dump…
I’m terribly sorry but I have a strip-o-gram to deliver after this appointment.
Some bunny’s going to be disappointed!
“I reward all my patients with a lollypop!”
Hopefully it’s Banana Cream!
yikes…you just stuck it in my ear?
You said you wanted a wet willie!
You’d think you have more hair than you can handle!
Wait until you see the bush…
I was joking when I said take a little off the top…
You didn’t need those teeth anyway…
Silly rabbit TRIX are for kids.
Cereal Killer…
Oh yes silly kid . . . TRICKS are for RABBITS!
My trick is up my sleeve!
Talk about “Hare of the dog that bit ya”.
lol Keep that thing on a leash!
WHAT’S UP DOC? WHEN YOU BOOKED AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE ELECTROLOGIST I SAID EARS TOO. I’M THE DOC NOT YOU AND MY EMAIL IS SHAGLESS NOT CRAIGSLIST!
Here’s a couple of bunny farts for you…
WHAT’S THE FUZZ TELL ME WHAT’S A HAPPENING, WHAT’S THE BUZZ, TELL ME WHAT’S A HAPPENING.
JESUS CHRIST! LET ME TRY TO COOL DOWN YOUR FACE A BIT. WHO ARE YOU? WHAT HAVE YOU SACRIFICED?
Okay…
WOMAN: PLEASE DOCTOR POTTER, WHY?
BECAUSE I HATED THE BOOKS MY MOTHER WROTE ALONG WITH THE NEVER-ENDING DENTISTS SHE TOOK ME TOO DRESSED IN BUNNY SUITS. WHY COULDN’T SHE HAVE TAKEN ME TO THE ELECTROLGIST INSTEAD?
Potter has a big wand!
LISTEN UP, I’M NOT LORENA BOBBITT & YOU’RE NOT MICHAEL JACKSON IN NEVERLAND.
OPEN UP SILLY BOBBIT, DICKS ARE FOR KIDS.
What a cute nursery rhyme!
Here’s a joke to REWAX you: Why did the bald dentist put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare …bump
That was weally funny! :/
YOU think you can’t believe YOUR eyes?
The eye exam starts with Eww…
Clearly, he’s a man going places!
Coming and going!
Now, if that ain’t a deer in headlights look, nothing is…
Road Kill!
Scared stiff…
Just the way the Doc likes it!
Can’t tell if he’s about to get scalped or drilled…
It’s minute by minute foreplay!
DDS-DOCTOR of DENTAL SADISM…
Must be married to S&M
This has got to be THE worst day of my life!
You haven’t seen the bill yet…
DAZED & CONFUSED
Me trying to come up with a witty reply…
Whose got YOUR back?
The Shag Rug!
What’s in YOUR wallet?
A credit card to slide in your crack…
A demented Chia pet loose on the office!
Just add sperm…
I’m going to drill you now…
Thanks for the warning…
Gotcha!
Is it April’s Fools?
Is this for real?
Squeeze your butt cheeks and find out…
Of course, I feel it!
…The Water Pick is up my ass!
Not sure whether to call the police or the exterminator!
You can just call me Daddy!
This will fix ya…!
I hope it’s a shotgun…
Is that fear I smell?
No, it’s my enema coming loose…
…the moment you know, you’ve made a huge mistake…
…Premature Ejaculation!