Beat This Caption Contest 7

Caption Contest #7
The Caption to Beat:
Doc, I think I feel your Root Canal!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
August 29th – September 4th 2010.
(It will end at Midnight. – Contest 8 begins when this one is over!)
Enter as many times as you want! Good luck!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
Have fun! Get Creative! Pass the word. Retweet. Like it on Facebook! Go nuts…
Prizes!
This Contest… Is all about the Cold Hard Cash!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be a $50! YEAHHHHHH!

$50 is AWESOME! I could use $50 lol :)
P.S. My smart ass comments don’t count…
P.P.S. The $50 is real, not the fake (Raw-Bucks) above! I will pay through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!







Sit still, I’ve got a lot riding on this…
The Odds are Tight!
OKAY, Mr. Divorce Lawyer, Who has got Who by the balls?
Who took this costume from your wife last night?
Wondering if you’ll ever get out from under?
All it takes is a little incentive!
Love it when they wriggle!
Don’t touch my tools!!
They’re highly sensitive!
Especially after gas and air
I wasn’t sure if you’d be talking out of your ass again today!
That’s what happens when you pull out too fast…
Ready or not, hard guy?
NOT!
Bet his wife loves him
Shaken your tail off?
It fell off during 69!
SHIT that makes it a 68
Then you own me one!
Doc, you’re cracking me up
I’ve got a lot of crack, it’s easy to do!
Suck on this, it’ll make you feel better
is that a twizzler stick?
Let’s get cracking!
Crack Whore!
They’ll do anything! Bitches
The ultimate doctor-patient relationship!
Every Cavity Checked!
Don’t worry… I’m in complete control!
…it’s the breath that’s making me barf!
LOL
There’s more where that came from!
8″ is enough!
Does my insurance cover this?
Depends on your deductible!
Doc, I’m no sure what to make of the leer on your face…
Just close your eyes and enjoy it!
Not the first time I’ve heard that
OOoops!
…I did it again…
come over a patient
Ok Honey this is taking role playing a bit far. and no I can’t get wet when your wearing my night gown much less the ears.
I going to sleep
If you wake up and your ass hurts, don’t tell anyone!
Never do
LOL Good Boy!
Stick a fork in those buns!
I’d rather you stick your teeth there!
O.K. I’ll give you a bikini wax.
lol The Brazilian!
He needs some kind’a fucking wax
Where’s my lighter?
BBQ Bunny!
So little girl, tell me your worst nightmare
Waking up after this is over…
Don’t worry, I’ll bury you somewhere nice!
lol like in my hole…
Mmmm thanks Dad
…That’s Sugar Dad!
I don’t know why you look so worried?
It could be the nipple clamps…
….and the other guys haven’t come in yet
lol Gang Bang!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Time to ice the cake…
My conception
Now it all makes sense…
Yeah, you think that’s gas making me look like a bunny
It’s the ass that’s making me reconsider…
I wish I was a fat hairy fucker…. oh, I am!!!
lol I wish I didn’t have to go to the Dentist next week… :/
Trouble is, I’m goin for fillin’
Better take your KY…
Suzie thought “this ain’t the best Birthday I’ve had”
By the looks of it, she’s had many…
open wide here it comes!
Famous last words…
um doc this isn’t what I meant when I said you needed to drill me!
Oh, so you want to do the drilling?
I get it, you’re a bunny for Halloween, but shouldn’t your fur be white?
Not if I run out of Toilet Paper…
Do you always get behind in your work?
I usually get behind, blow jobs and bust a nut!
“go boy its ya birthday open wide i know ya thirsty say ahhhh!”
Catchy!
Why health care reform is needed.
…That and a Tic Tac!
Should have bought up to the PPO plan.
You may have to call PETA as well…