29 August 2010 ~ 394 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 7

Beat This Caption Contest 7

Caption Contest #7

The Caption to Beat:

Doc, I think I feel your Root Canal!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

August 29th – September 4th 2010.

(It will end at Midnight. – Contest 8 begins when this one is over!)

Enter as many times as you want! Good luck!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

Have fun! Get Creative! Pass the word. Retweet. Like it on Facebook! Go nuts…

Prizes!

This Contest… Is all about the Cold Hard Cash!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be a $50! YEAHHHHHH!

Raw Bucks!

$50 is AWESOME! I could use $50 lol :)

P.S. My smart ass comments don’t count…

P.P.S. The $50 is real, not the fake (Raw-Bucks) above! I will pay through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!

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394 Responses to “Beat This Caption Contest 7”

  1. barbara 2 September 2010 at 4:10 am

    Sit still, I’ve got a lot riding on this…


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:24 am

      The Odds are Tight!


  2. barbara 2 September 2010 at 4:13 am

    OKAY, Mr. Divorce Lawyer, Who has got Who by the balls?


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:25 am

      Who took this costume from your wife last night?


  3. barbara 2 September 2010 at 4:14 am

    Wondering if you’ll ever get out from under?


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:25 am

      All it takes is a little incentive!


      • Andy 3 September 2010 at 9:03 pm

        Love it when they wriggle!


  4. barbara 2 September 2010 at 4:16 am

    Don’t touch my tools!!


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:25 am

      They’re highly sensitive!


      • Andy 3 September 2010 at 10:05 pm

        Especially after gas and air


  5. barbara 2 September 2010 at 4:17 am

    I wasn’t sure if you’d be talking out of your ass again today!


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:26 am

      That’s what happens when you pull out too fast…


  6. barbara 2 September 2010 at 4:18 am

    Ready or not, hard guy?


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:26 am

      NOT!


      • Andy 3 September 2010 at 9:02 pm

        Bet his wife loves him


  7. barbara 2 September 2010 at 4:22 am

    Shaken your tail off?


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:27 am

      It fell off during 69!


      • Andy 3 September 2010 at 9:09 pm

        SHIT that makes it a 68


        • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:11 pm

          Then you own me one!


  8. barbara 2 September 2010 at 4:24 am

    Doc, you’re cracking me up


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:27 am

      I’ve got a lot of crack, it’s easy to do!


      • Andy 3 September 2010 at 9:01 pm

        Suck on this, it’ll make you feel better


        • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:02 pm

          is that a twizzler stick?


  9. barbara 2 September 2010 at 4:25 am

    Let’s get cracking!


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:28 am

      Crack Whore!


      • Andy 3 September 2010 at 8:53 pm

        They’ll do anything! Bitches


  10. barbara 2 September 2010 at 4:26 am

    The ultimate doctor-patient relationship!


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:29 am

      Every Cavity Checked!


  11. barbara 2 September 2010 at 4:28 am

    Don’t worry… I’m in complete control!


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:29 am

      …it’s the breath that’s making me barf!


      • Andy 3 September 2010 at 8:51 pm

        LOL


  12. barbara 2 September 2010 at 4:31 am

    There’s more where that came from!


  13. barbara 2 September 2010 at 4:34 am

    Does my insurance cover this?


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:31 am

      Depends on your deductible!


  14. barbara 2 September 2010 at 9:15 am

    Doc, I’m no sure what to make of the leer on your face…


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:31 am

      Just close your eyes and enjoy it!


      • Andy 3 September 2010 at 8:59 pm

        Not the first time I’ve heard that


  15. barbara 2 September 2010 at 9:15 am

    OOoops!


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:31 am

      …I did it again…


      • Andy 3 September 2010 at 8:58 pm

        come over a patient


  16. L. Dadevil 2 September 2010 at 12:01 pm

    Ok Honey this is taking role playing a bit far. and no I can’t get wet when your wearing my night gown much less the ears.

    I going to sleep


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:32 am

      If you wake up and your ass hurts, don’t tell anyone!


      • Andy 3 September 2010 at 8:48 pm

        Never do


  17. joe sixtynine 3 September 2010 at 10:15 am

    Stick a fork in those buns!


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 10:24 am

      I’d rather you stick your teeth there!


  18. Pamela Stanaslofsky 3 September 2010 at 7:25 pm

    O.K. I’ll give you a bikini wax.


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 7:45 pm

      lol The Brazilian!


      • Andy 3 September 2010 at 9:12 pm

        He needs some kind’a fucking wax


        • Andy 3 September 2010 at 10:01 pm

          Where’s my lighter?


  19. Andy 3 September 2010 at 8:47 pm

    So little girl, tell me your worst nightmare


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 8:54 pm

      Waking up after this is over…


      • Andy 3 September 2010 at 8:57 pm

        Don’t worry, I’ll bury you somewhere nice!


        • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:00 pm

          lol like in my hole…


  20. Andy 3 September 2010 at 8:50 pm

    Mmmm thanks Dad


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 8:54 pm

      …That’s Sugar Dad!


  21. Andy 3 September 2010 at 8:56 pm

    I don’t know why you look so worried?


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:01 pm

      It could be the nipple clamps…


      • Andy 3 September 2010 at 9:06 pm

        ….and the other guys haven’t come in yet


  22. Andy 3 September 2010 at 9:07 pm

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:13 pm

      Time to ice the cake…


  23. Andy 3 September 2010 at 9:10 pm

    My conception


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:14 pm

      Now it all makes sense…


  24. Andy 3 September 2010 at 9:13 pm

    Yeah, you think that’s gas making me look like a bunny


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:16 pm

      It’s the ass that’s making me reconsider…


  25. Andy 3 September 2010 at 9:19 pm

    I wish I was a fat hairy fucker…. oh, I am!!!


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 9:50 pm

      lol I wish I didn’t have to go to the Dentist next week… :/


      • Andy 3 September 2010 at 9:59 pm

        Trouble is, I’m goin for fillin’


        • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 10:02 pm

          Better take your KY…


  26. Andy 3 September 2010 at 10:06 pm

    Suzie thought “this ain’t the best Birthday I’ve had”


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 10:56 pm

      By the looks of it, she’s had many…


  27. Ren 3 September 2010 at 11:01 pm

    open wide here it comes!


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 11:54 pm

      Famous last words…


  28. Ren 3 September 2010 at 11:18 pm

    um doc this isn’t what I meant when I said you needed to drill me!


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 11:56 pm

      Oh, so you want to do the drilling?


  29. Ren 3 September 2010 at 11:21 pm

    I get it, you’re a bunny for Halloween, but shouldn’t your fur be white?


    • Rawhide 3 September 2010 at 11:57 pm

      Not if I run out of Toilet Paper…


  30. barbara 4 September 2010 at 12:59 am

    Do you always get behind in your work?


    • Rawhide 4 September 2010 at 8:39 am

      I usually get behind, blow jobs and bust a nut!


  31. Ren 4 September 2010 at 1:09 am

    “go boy its ya birthday open wide i know ya thirsty say ahhhh!”


  32. Noreen Tham 4 September 2010 at 2:52 pm

    Why health care reform is needed.


    • Rawhide 4 September 2010 at 4:53 pm

      …That and a Tic Tac!


  33. Noreen Tham 4 September 2010 at 2:55 pm

    Should have bought up to the PPO plan.


    • Rawhide 4 September 2010 at 4:55 pm

      You may have to call PETA as well…


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