Beat This Caption Contest 70
Caption Contest #70
The Caption to Beat:
This is how old Jimmy is!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
Nov 20th – Nov 26th 2011.
Enter as many times as you want!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!
Little Billy was taught..always check for bees first.
Who am I Winnie the Pooh?
All the way to the knuckle. You should’ve heard my cat scream.
Your mom takes it up to the elbow…
I got your R.S.V.P. right here!
Really Small Virgin Penis?
Ill give you one good reason to leave this party right now!
There’s no beer?
This is the bird without no wings,but he”s still gonna fly right up your nose pal!I you dont leave right now.
I mean if you dont leave right now!
Was that right now as in 4:45, or right now as in 4:46?
Everybody thinks he’s cute but I’ve only one finger left from his biting!
Maybe it’s a good time to tell you he’s a vampire…
…then she said yes, but I gotta wait ’til I’m 18.
In the meantime, she’ll say yes to all the boys on the block…
Look, a booger!
Looks like Gold to me…
Thought it was good but it’s snot.
I thought it was Gold but it’s Good…
Disfucktional Family
You can tell from her roots…
Lets hope you don’t grow up to be a psychotic pain in the ass, like your other two brothers.
…and your husband…
When I teased Jimmy by stealing his goodie bag, that shithead almost poked me in the eye!
Next time trade him his Goodie Bag for your Tea Bag…
I even wipe his ass, but that A-OK birthday cake makes up for it!
P.S. That’s NOT brown frosting…
So you think this is my ring finger. Technically you’re wrong, but…
That ring is from not taking a bath…
Put that finger away NOW Billie, or I’ll bust a cap in yer ass !
From what, what little pea shooter of yours?
“I’m telling you,Timmy…show THIS to your teacher in the morning, and
they let you out of school the whole day !”
Works for your boss as well…
Mommy…still trying to make the best of little Lulu’s party, realizes
she has now shit her pants.
Ahhh, brings back memories of my honeymoon…
Again,,turn her over.
Not without a bag covering her head…
Billies’ future license plates—–> [ 4Q2DKHD ]
The first thing he’ll drive is the baby sitter…
He’ll need one of those knobs on the steering wheel.
I thought that’s what her ears were for…
I’ll change Jimmy’s diaper, you change Mom’s.
YUM! Cake AND Brownies!!!!!!!
Mommy’s game is ‘paddy cake’…Billie’s game is ‘stink-finger’.
They both end up with the Clap…
Yeah but, who gave who..what ?
Mommy’s smiling… aren’t 4-ways fun?
Little Jimmy’s mom had high hopes that her son’s birthday wish was to not be like his brothers.
What do you think it is?
It’s a stink-bomb!
How about a jaw-breaker?
It’s a joint, I think from a big toe!
My turtle just threw up, here’s your finger back!
Tommy gets all the attention, I wonder what mom will say when she sees this?
Do you want to try smoking it!
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LOL ???????????????—-Fire it up !
I made it out of play-dough and I’m going to crazy glue it to Suzie Johnson’s forehead
I don’t think that pony liked me!
I’m going to poke you in the nose!
Party hat $1.00…Sports theme birthday cake $40.00…Booking your kid’s second birthday party at the VIPER room…Priceless!
Some of us are having cake, you’re having tube steak.
Sweets or Protein? Looks like you’ll be the one to get the Cavity Check…
I got your cake right here. How about you put some money in the card next time.
How cute. The little Jew boy came to the party.
He brought the best present…
I’ll trade you the football off Jimmy’s cake for your pocket knife!
I saw Mom blowing out Dad’s candle last night!
That’s good because you don’t want to catch your pubes on fire…
Want some milk to go with your cake?..Sing, Jimmy got a nipple, Jimmy got a nipple!
Looks like that lone basketball rolled all over Jimmy’s shirt and mottled it up!
Uh oh…Looks like Billies’ Ritalin is wearing off again.
Just ask him how old he is. Mommy is so mad at Daddy for teaching him that this is “one”.
Isn’t that pretty much the same as the already titled caption?
If it’s similar, but better, it can win as well. Let’s see yours Graco… :)
Thanks Raw, wasn’t trying to copy anything, didn’t look at the caption before typing. I am now mentally “copying” the boy’s sentiment for the self-proclaimed caption cop. Can’t help it.
Beat it,…”You look like a monkey, and you are one too”, is not allowed to be sung, during my brother’s Happy Birthday song!
You say you caught a fish alive and it bit your finger?
Look Timmy, a whistle!
“Oh boy, Jimmy! Your big brother and his friend are about to put on a puppet show!”
I can put on a great sock puppet show…
They wanted me to wear one of those stupid party hats and you know what I said?
Jimmy’s not smiling because of the cake – he’s smiling because I just pulled this out of his butt!
LOL I’d be smiling too… Now I can poop!
F U Bobby. My Mom can’t help it if she was born with Tyrannosaurus Rex arms.
Small arms, but she’s got Thunderous Thighs…
I’ve got Jimmy’s birthday present right here!
Sweet, you’ve wrapped it with saliva…
Extrovert fingrrrr escapes closed fist at birthday bash!
I swabbed Jimmy’s ass for DNA, now I have to swab inside your cheek to see if it’s a match. Cake is given out to verified family members only!
Mmmm Minty…