Beat This Caption Contest 71

Caption Contest #71
The Caption to Beat:
Come help your Daddy stand erect!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
Nov 27th – Dec 3rd 2011.
Enter as many times as you want!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!






Shucks!…down boy, down!
I’m not sure if having your finger in my ass is assault or bribery… but I think I’ll just enjoy it and stare at your tits”
Here, smell this…
LOL If this damn cop can quit staring at her tits, maybe I’ll be let out of the cop car so I can leave some comments…
What do you want for christmas little girl?
A Hippopotamus…
You wanna know why they call me big willie?
Because of the Hemorrhoid?
You have the right to remain sexay!
I’ve seen better
Yeah, but your telescope lies…
Im here to serve and protect that beautiful chest!
You wanna ride my bike?
Who are you? Jigsaw?