Beat This Caption Contest 72

Caption Contest #72
The Caption to Beat:
Nothing says lovin’ like something from the oven!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
Dec 4th – Dec 10th 2011.
Enter as many times as you want!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!






“Fegetaboutit…you should see what the guy behind me is doin’”.
Yes ,as amatter of fact, I DO coach at Penn State.
Finalists ‘tune-up’ for the ‘All-Circus Diarrhea Nationals’.
Big deal. Humans do the same thing after years in captivity.
Yeah, but normally we use lube…
In his later years Joseph Merrick operated a successful bariatric clinic.
Headline: Wringling Brothers SuperPAC channels funds to the GOP!
Happy Birthday. There’s just some things you never forget.
I don’t always watch porn, but when I do, I watch Asian/African Elephant Anal porn. –The Most Fucked Up Man In The World.
Quick! Hide the stash. The zookeeper is coming.
LMFAOOOO! That was unexpected and quite funny! :)
There it is, I finally found my circus ring!
Pack a trunk. We’re going on vacation!
Welcome…to Sycophantasy Island!
Medical marijuana proves ineffective in helping endangered Jamaican elephants to breed.
Herman Cain unveils the new GOP mascott.
Entertainment Tonight Exclusive: Children’s book star Babar The Elephant’s shocking sex tape!
Congratulations on your retirement, Barney Frank.
Applying lube before the banana insertion!
You’re tickling my ivories!
Can you pass me some peanuts?
It’s a little known fact that elephants are direct descendants of the Megasoreass dinosaurs!
Now that’s what you call junk in the trunk.
Now… blow it out your ass!
As usual, I get stuck with the leftovers.
ewwww, but at least it’s still warm…
Weight watchers – animal kingdom style.
Is that a trunk in my junk or are you just happy to see me?
What does sphincter have to say now?
I feel like I know you from somewhere.
Dad, that line only works on Mom…
US fiscal policy.