03 December 2011 ~ 431 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 72

Beat This Caption Contest 72

Caption Contest #72

The Caption to Beat:

Nothing says lovin’ like something from the oven!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Dec 4th – Dec 10th 2011.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

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431 Responses to “Beat This Caption Contest 72”

  1. DennyS 9 December 2011 at 2:13 pm

    “Fegetaboutit…you should see what the guy behind me is doin’”.


  2. DennyS 9 December 2011 at 2:18 pm

    Yes ,as amatter of fact, I DO coach at Penn State.


  3. DennyS 9 December 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Finalists ‘tune-up’ for the ‘All-Circus Diarrhea Nationals’.


  4. Jim Cavanaugh 9 December 2011 at 9:34 pm

    Big deal. Humans do the same thing after years in captivity.


    • Rawhide 10 December 2011 at 7:13 pm

      Yeah, but normally we use lube…


  5. Chris Eicher 9 December 2011 at 11:35 pm

    In his later years Joseph Merrick operated a successful bariatric clinic.


  6. Chris Eicher 9 December 2011 at 11:47 pm

    Headline: Wringling Brothers SuperPAC channels funds to the GOP!


  7. Chris Eicher 9 December 2011 at 11:53 pm

    Happy Birthday. There’s just some things you never forget.


  8. Chris Eicher 10 December 2011 at 12:21 am

    I don’t always watch porn, but when I do, I watch Asian/African Elephant Anal porn. –The Most Fucked Up Man In The World.


  9. Chris Eicher 10 December 2011 at 12:25 am

    Quick! Hide the stash. The zookeeper is coming.


    • Rawhide 10 December 2011 at 7:12 pm

      LMFAOOOO! That was unexpected and quite funny! :)


  10. barbara 10 December 2011 at 12:47 am

    There it is, I finally found my circus ring!


  11. Chris Eicher 10 December 2011 at 2:04 am

    Pack a trunk. We’re going on vacation!


  12. Chris Eicher 10 December 2011 at 4:09 am

    Welcome…to Sycophantasy Island!


  13. Chris Eicher 10 December 2011 at 4:19 am

    Medical marijuana proves ineffective in helping endangered Jamaican elephants to breed.


  14. Chris Eicher 10 December 2011 at 4:23 am

    Herman Cain unveils the new GOP mascott.


  15. Chris Eicher 10 December 2011 at 4:30 am

    Entertainment Tonight Exclusive: Children’s book star Babar The Elephant’s shocking sex tape!


  16. Chris Eicher 10 December 2011 at 4:34 am

    Congratulations on your retirement, Barney Frank.


  17. Pete 10 December 2011 at 7:14 am

    Applying lube before the banana insertion!


  18. Debra Russo 10 December 2011 at 9:31 am

    You’re tickling my ivories!


  19. Debra Russo 10 December 2011 at 9:32 am

    Can you pass me some peanuts?


  20. Pete 10 December 2011 at 10:12 am

    It’s a little known fact that elephants are direct descendants of the Megasoreass dinosaurs!


  21. Jamar 10 December 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Now that’s what you call junk in the trunk.


  22. Michael 10 December 2011 at 1:41 pm

    Now… blow it out your ass!


  23. Michael 10 December 2011 at 1:42 pm

    As usual, I get stuck with the leftovers.


    • Rawhide 10 December 2011 at 7:11 pm

      ewwww, but at least it’s still warm…


  24. Michael 10 December 2011 at 1:42 pm

    Weight watchers – animal kingdom style.


  25. Michael 10 December 2011 at 1:43 pm

    Is that a trunk in my junk or are you just happy to see me?


  26. Michael 10 December 2011 at 1:46 pm

    What does sphincter have to say now?


  27. Michael 10 December 2011 at 1:48 pm

    I feel like I know you from somewhere.


    • Rawhide 10 December 2011 at 7:11 pm

      Dad, that line only works on Mom…


  28. Shawn Hednricks 10 December 2011 at 9:47 pm

    US fiscal policy.


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