17 December 2011 ~ 184 Comments

Beat This Caption Contest 74

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Beat This Caption Contest 74

Caption Contest #74

The Caption to Beat:

Merry Fucking Christmas!

You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Official Contest Dates:

Dec 18th – Dec 24th 2011.

Enter as many times as you want!

You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!

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184 Responses to “Beat This Caption Contest 74”

  1. James Reardon 22 December 2011 at 7:47 pm

    Barbie, would you like a Keystone Light, in the bottle?..or would you like it in the can?

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  2. Pete 23 December 2011 at 5:05 am

    Looking up, you could see Santa in the moonlight!

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  3. Pete 23 December 2011 at 5:13 am

    There’s light at the end of the tunnel with Santa coming!

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  4. Joan Lutz 23 December 2011 at 6:06 am

    I knew wearing mistletoe in my hair would send you off the deep end!

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  5. Frank 23 December 2011 at 11:00 am

    Santa unloads his sack full of goodies.

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  6. footballisus 23 December 2011 at 12:51 pm

    Help Police some dirty dog in a santa costume chased my kitty cat up the tree. And now they both wont cum down

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  7. footballisus 23 December 2011 at 12:57 pm

    whooo hooo Im the king of the world barbie! Yeah just so I dont hear the word timber any time soon you can be the king of my plastic ass!

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  8. Pete 23 December 2011 at 4:12 pm

    Silent night, holey night!

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  9. Pete 23 December 2011 at 4:49 pm

    Angel Barbie was surprised to feel a tiny prick atop an artificial Christmas tree!

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  10. Shawn Hendricks 23 December 2011 at 8:16 pm

    Not another Dan Brown Christmas.

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  11. Shawn Hendricks 23 December 2011 at 8:18 pm

    The American Council for the Arts presents Gabe Stiletto’s new installation piece A Christmas Rape.

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  12. Shawn Hendricks 23 December 2011 at 8:21 pm

    Keystone, Natural and High Life.

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  13. Jim Cavanaugh 23 December 2011 at 10:09 pm

    ‘Ho For The Holidays.

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  14. Jim Cavanaugh 23 December 2011 at 10:10 pm

    Jolly Old Saint Dick

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  15. Chris Eicher 23 December 2011 at 10:35 pm

    Oh Christmas tree! Oh! Christmas tree!

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  16. Chris Eicher 23 December 2011 at 10:40 pm

    “…On Dancer! On Vixen!…”

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  17. Chris Eicher 24 December 2011 at 12:16 am

    It ain’t no Charlie Brown Christmas tree, but it sure is purty!

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  18. Chris Eicher 24 December 2011 at 12:43 am

    Seth Green (bottom) and Matt Seinreich (top) conceive their first Robot Chicken Christmas special.

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    • Claudette Stone 26 December 2011 at 2:56 pm

      Love Robot Chicken!

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  19. Chris Eicher 24 December 2011 at 1:18 am

    You can’t imagine what that sick bastard put under the tree!

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  20. lancerodeo 24 December 2011 at 9:48 am

    Granpa’s new Christmas tree topper made for a lot of interesting conversation with the kids on the drive home.

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  21. lancerodeo 24 December 2011 at 9:49 am

    I’ve got your Festivus pole right here!

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  22. lancerodeo 24 December 2011 at 9:50 am

    Oh dash her, oh dance her, oh prance her, that vixen!

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  23. lancerodeo 24 December 2011 at 9:52 am

    In remembrance of last year’s holiday party, the tree was topped with two beers and the likeness of Ted from IT and Margaret from Accounting.

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  24. Pete 24 December 2011 at 10:07 am

    Barbie couldn’t see the wood for the tree and maybe the blindfold!

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  25. Pete 24 December 2011 at 10:53 am

    So when did they change the rules of blind man’s buff, honey?

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  26. James Reardon 24 December 2011 at 5:56 pm

    Adam enjoyed his Christmas Eve.

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  27. Rawhide 25 December 2011 at 11:23 am

    Everyone enjoy Christmas, I’ll finish up the contest tomorrow night! :)

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    • Pete 25 December 2011 at 5:49 pm

      You’re stuck up a tree, aren’t you Raw? :)

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      • Claudette Stone 26 December 2011 at 2:55 pm

        His batteries must be dead! ;)

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