Beat This Caption Contest 76

03 January 2012 ~ 248 Comments

Contests

Caption Contest #76

The Coal Miner’s Daughter!

You will have one week (really short week) :) to post your Captions in the Comments below.

Jan 3rd – Jan 7th 2012.

Enter as many times as you want!

The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.

Enjoy the Contest!

Share and Enjoy!

Claudette Stone 7 January 2012 at 10:10 am

The ‘DIY Brazilian’ kit comes cheaply, without english translation!

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- Rawhide 7 January 2012 at 10:37 am
  
  That’s because it’s made in China…
  
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Pete 7 January 2012 at 10:13 am

Jackie the Ripper would suffocate any victim without a lighter!

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Rob Falconer 7 January 2012 at 12:37 pm

I’m taking this lighter back to the shop – it stinks

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- Rawhide 7 January 2012 at 2:26 pm
  
  You’re not supposed to stick it in your ass…
  
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James Reardon 7 January 2012 at 12:59 pm

Debbie sounds the dinner bell, as Mary warms up the Bush’s Baked Beans.

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- Rawhide 7 January 2012 at 2:27 pm
  
  Hopefully with bacon…
  
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Debra Russo 7 January 2012 at 2:39 pm

How far apart are your farts?

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- Rawhide 7 January 2012 at 2:50 pm
  
  4 minutes apart… they’re quadruplets!
  
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Debra Russo 7 January 2012 at 2:45 pm

The loser of Beer Pong gets to hold the lighter!

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Claudette Stone 7 January 2012 at 3:12 pm

Did you say we’re having ‘exstrudel’ for dessert?

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Claudette Stone 7 January 2012 at 3:19 pm

Oh, wait! I forgot to put my mocha cigar in! I swear, I can inhale thru my ass and blow the smoke out my nose!

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Stephanie Balding 7 January 2012 at 7:44 pm

What in the world have we gotten ourselves in to!? Oh well! :)

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