Beat This Caption Contest 77

Caption Contest #77
The Caption to Beat:
Sorry hon! I thought the seat cushion was a little too hard!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
Jan 8th – Jan 14th 2012.
Enter as many times as you want!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!






Come on now Mr Gerbil. You know I’m gonna catch you.
I’m not going in that dark hole again…
Barb doesn’t remember much about the party.
Barb’s dead…
Debbie passed out near the sofa, hoping to forget a night of booze, and sexual escapades, but her Memory Foam mattress reminded her in the morning.
It remembers the stains…
Oh My God I just found the cat that “ran away” last year.
Bob didn’t really believe that Jane was ‘tired’ until he saw her five minutes later…