Beat This Caption Contest 77
Caption Contest #77
The Caption to Beat:
Sorry hon! I thought the seat cushion was a little too hard!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
Jan 8th – Jan 14th 2012.
Enter as many times as you want!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!
Last night I dreamt I gave oral to a giant woman
Was it a wet dream?
IKEA’s new sofa ‘Senta Poontang’
Looks like you got their new air freshener, Senta Sulfur…
Somebody is off their rocker!
Cushanking is the next Planking…
I can’t find my winning $1 million scratch off ticket!
You just keep looking, I’m on my way to Hawaii…
You stepped on the gas by mistake and crashed through our new garage door?
On a good note, did you see the new sunroof?
I’m having a bad hair day!
Lice will do that…
Looking for Mr. Goodbar
ZZZ IIIIII PPPPPPPP!!!!
Half asleep?
Half Dead…
Wanna get sucked off, while you’re under the couch? It won’t hurt, I’ll cushion the blow!
LOL Cushions are the new Tea-Bag…
Well, at least you don’t let your husband walk all over you
…all I have to do is give him ass anytime he wants it…
Slowly but surely the drinker’s magnet under the table pulls another victim in!
I knew those caps in my teeth would be the death of me…
Home suite home – Jackie Daniel’s place!
It’s a good thing you don’t like Gatorade…
Just call me Carrie!
Okay Pete (p.s. I even changed your name) ;)
I’ve never been Carried before…dragged yes, but never Carried ;)
When you’ve got a teenage boy in the house, never have anything in candy stripes.
Even my peppermint runs and hides…
His last thought was “Hang on, did I put the rohypnol in the glass on the right or the glass on the left..?”
I”m saying up your nose…
Sorry Billy, your still a virgin. Now clean my couch!
What am I? Molly Maid?
The coroner’s verdict was death by sofacation.
That’s okay, her sister died from Diaperowning…
Waiting to be analyzed!
I think you’re sofasticated…
Bonnie failed to “stick” the landing of her forward 2-1/2 flip
over the coffee table…..8.2 overall. From the Soviet judge…5.1
Usually her whole head disappears…
Bonnie’s “animal-like” peculiarities are evident when choosing a
‘safe’ place to vomit !
hahahaha That’ll smell nice tomorrow…
I never will learn how to ride that horse
Practice Practice Practice
Harry, Carrie’s husband, had severe stomach pains!
Her husbands a wall banger…
Wine and cheese always gave Jill weird dreams and tonight the south face of Mt McKinley seemed to be covered in fabric!
That’s your straight jacket…
Okay kids, pin the tail on the donkey!
That’s not a tail, that’s a tampon…
Debra didn’t realize that “Showing your ass” was just an expression.
err name was chosen at random and had nothing to do with previous poster. *doh*
LOL If I lay sideways I’m a smiley face…
The last thing she heard before she passed out was “Assume the position.”
Wow, did I just get Déjà vu…
“”HHEEELLLPPP!”" Goddamned hide-a-beds never work right !
Not when you handcuff yourself to the bar…
Not shown…Bonnie’s naked boyfriend trapped in the fold-out couch !
She must have pulled the wrong lever…
I think this is were Grandma hides her Meth.
+h
Grandma on Meth… oh the good ole days…
(Muffled) “Shut it! I want that last cookie dangit and I will find it. Move cushion, you’re in my way!”
I’m sorry, all I heard was “Wah Wah Wah” lol
“Your Honor..you’re looking at “Exhibit A” in the wrongful death
lawsuit against the Chinese based ‘Wormchow Sofa-bed Co’. Shown here is their ‘Eternal Rest’ model in question.”
I question the snowman hood ornament…
Sustained !
Change we can believe in.
This doesn’t apply to your underwear…
How long has it been since they made tan M&M’s?
You’re the one who bought me that Pooping Reindeer Candy Dispenser, remember?
My piercing is stuck in the springs!
I told you, you had banana boobs…
MARCO!!
I’ll give you a POLO…
Worst hide n seeker EVER!!
You weren’t supposed to turn on the lights…
Son, you better not be wearing your Mom’s make-up again!
Oh Thank God you didn’t say anything about her bra…
Stupid spellchecker! The word was CROTCH!
What is this? Charades?
How many times do I have to tell you?! If I’m not sitting there yet then your face goes UP, stupid!
LOL It depends on what hole you want to drill…
Dexter! Did you bring your work home with you, again?
The recycle people said we had to pull him out before they’ll take the couch!
If you’re not out by morning, I’m putting this picture on craigslist under free sofa with husband attached!
I’ve got the sagging sofa blues! Quick, get the guitar! I think this will be a hit!
Take him and the sofa and dump them into the bayou! Just don’t catch any fish there for a few weeks!
New from Ronco: The Dead Hooker Disposal.
LOL Sweet, at least something comes with a money back guarantee…
I like this couch – it’s scratch-and-sniff
Judy liked a doggie paddle before attempting the breaststroke!
With the kids in bed, a late night caption writer has to stifle her laughter!
I usually stifle something else…
Too much Red Stripe meets too much Pink Stripe
Why Carol always loses when she plays Hide n Seek
Cause she’s drunk?