Beat This Caption Contest 78
Caption Contest #78
The Caption to Beat:
That’s funny! Last night she had no problems stepping on my balls!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
Jan 15th – Jan 21st 2012.
Enter as many times as you want!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!
“I can walk like a crab, see?” said Bambi .. and the unwelcome guest in her bikini.
Your crab legs need to be buttered…
I just knew I shouldn’t have eaten that cracker last night! I’m too heavy to be walking on these shoes!
Yeah, that Oyster Cracker goes right to your ass…
Getting ready to tackle the bitch in the kitten heels
“Aaaand she flubs the dismount.”
But at least she hangs on during the ride…
She couldn’t make it as a ballerina for the same reason.
“Damn…I KNEW I shouldn’t have taken that shortcut through
the driving range !”
What’s worse than Athlete’s Foot,… Foot Balls!
“OHHHHH NO…ARRGGHHH……..CRAMPS !!!”
Tripping Yourself Up…Falling on Your Face and Making a Total Ass of Yourself…In One Fell Swoop!
The Two-Toed-Slut, a terribly clumsy creature with little smarts and less balance.
Her last job was—-> castrating the “Blue Man Group.”
A Blonde making a Joke of Herself!
They’re Mexican Blue Ball-Shoes, for use in hot, dark places.
No fair, someone switched my feet!