Beat This Caption Contest 78
Caption Contest #78
The Caption to Beat:
That’s funny! Last night she had no problems stepping on my balls!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
Jan 15th – Jan 21st 2012.
Enter as many times as you want!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!
Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
This model is a real bitch!
Cat Scratch Fever!
Hermain Cain hosts the next Republican debate.
bye, I.
He hosts it by eye?
I inadvertently added an extra “i” to Herman’s name!
Herman doesn’t have an i… he has two!
Her runway strut was a bit over-the-top but at least she nailed the landing.
She likes to be over on top when she gets nailed…
Uh-oh. Looks like Bambi tied her shoelace to her G-string again.
It must have happened when she had her ankles behind her head…
Tippy’s fear of heights eventually ruined her career as a runway model.
On another note, she’s great at Limbo…
Before he became famous, Groucho Marks had another career as Mandy the model!
Marx
I think this is how Peter Sellers started out as well…
The most common positions at the World Farting Games were the one leg lift and the tippy-toe squat!
LMFAO Tippy-Toe Squat… ha! I’m gonna try that at my next party…
Mary was an awkward model, but she could walk and quack like a duck. You have to go with your artistic strengths.
hahaha, Okay, this made me spit coffee out my nose.
Lucky I set mine down or I would’ve too!
What a beautiful pair of breasts! Unfortunately, they’re in the wrong place!
Well at least this way you don’t have to flip her over…
Come here and pin my google
Only if I can see the street view…
milk milk, lemonade, round the back little rabbit poops once a month are made
What ever you’re selling, I’m turning down…
Pin balled and wizened
And to think Lee, it’s only 6:42 in the morning…
Catwalk pounce
I’ve felt like that sometimes…
When models attack
…YouTube ratings go up…
Oops!…isn’t this the Roller Derby?
The only wheels turning are in your head…
I like my Cherry Cheesecake soft and jiggly, not hard as a rock!
First it’s hard as a rock, then it’s soft and jiggly…
If I can kiss “that” ass, I’ll gladly turn into a brown nose!
Only if you kiss it in the center…
Call me a jackass, but I’ll accept those “fresh buns” as a bonus anyday!
The bonus is the chocolate pudding…
GaGa showing her best feature
She knows how to do handstands?
Supermodel Gigi thought her thighs made her look fat. Having them removed is a good news bad news thing.
Good news, she can double as an Ewok…
Lady GaGa attempts the impossible: Landing safely from a long jump in her Monster Ball heels.
She does everything in those heels, trust me!
It takes balls to be a model when you’ve been born with no thighs!
It also takes balls to be a porn star…
♪ ♫ Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes ♪ ♫
Sounds like a song a prostitute sings…
A game of Leap Frog erupted on the runway.
The next round is Twister…
You can all kiss my baby blue ass!
Many will take you up on that…
Although Mary’s technique was a bit unorthodox, she was the best Amway dealer in her region.
I hope she aint’ selling those shoes…
The understudy model waited patiently, for her big break.
This is normally done behind the curtain…
Not the only Italian to show off her gash as she falls over.
Italian? And no bush showing?
Anyone see the Hasbro logo?
Those are not the toys I play with…
On some runways, I zip by on the balls of my feet!
I’ve zipped my balls before also, it’s not pretty…
blue 42 blue 42 hut noe hut two Im gonna fuck you!
LOL By the looks of it, she’s a quarter back…
Are you ready for some foot balls?
You cant tell me you wouldnt hut hut that nice blue butt butt!
For a touch down, her hands should be up…
Thats right ladies you can squat summersault cartwheel leap frog and youll never get a disgusting brown racing stripe.With our new no brown line pantys!
It’s easier just to wear brown panties…
I see a bad moon a rising!
Yeah, that’s not the only thing rising…
snif snif snif I smell that high karate aftershave boy is that guy in front of her gonna get a pounce and bounce like he never had before!
Wow, where do you buy that aftershave?
It was a very pretty blue crack of dawn this morning!
Tell Dawn to lay off her crack habit…
Lindsay Blowhan snuck in from the back door to show off her great coke lining I mean cat walking,no I mean ballsy fall on her coked out ass walk!
Who’s coked out?
Now if this aint the perfect place to take a piss squatt I dont know what is said the bright blonde!
It was the fart that stole the show…
Mary was told, she would be able to play in the Lingerie Bowl. Unfortunately, she got the dates mixed up!
That’s because they looked just like prunes, now she knows…
Cindy’s attempt to moonwalk in heels had not been a total failure!
She should have stuck with Beat It, she does that well…
VIPs entertained by VPLs!
I’m easily entertained… Just wave a banana in my face…
Peek-a-blue!
She was in that same position when she blew me in the elevator…
Recycled dog testicles don’t make good footwear; they all want to sniff ass!
Yeah, but the heel makes quite an impact…
Candy’s silicone boobs leaked all the way down to her shoe soles!
That’s why she’s walking so carefully, she doesn’t want to step on her nipples…
Stride wrongs–when you absolutely have to show your ass!
I’ve absolutely been there…
Me look silly?
Well at least I’m not wearing a cymbal
No, you’re wearing the pound sign…
Nike’s new model: AirSole
Looks better when she’s on her back…
Oop, oop, de, do!…I’m updating Marilyn’s famous billowy white dress pose!
Wanna update Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress pose?
Spandex is a gal’s best friend!
…not always your eye’s best friend…
At these fashion shows, teeny-eenie bikinis make men salivate and women blush!
I wondered why my lap was wet…