Beat This Caption Contest 79
Caption Contest #79
The Caption to Beat:
Hey, this doesn’t taste like an apple!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
Jan 22nd – Jan 28th 2012.
Enter as many times as you want!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!
Use the farts, Luke.
Hazing meets grazing.
After doing all those in one sitting we find out how Raw got his name
What about the two pieces lying on the counter? Were they not tasty enough?
This fake Kadashian Apple Scented Cat Poop gradually disintigrates in 72 days!
Great idea!…who can grip a slippery bobbin’ apple anyway!
The poop gags you but the four-grain litter melts in your mouth!
This looks like it was throne together.
My kids will never question: what’s for dinner?, when I answer: same old shit!
Blind man’s bluff meets the party pooper!
“You can stop! Now do you know why it’s important to get an education?”
Steve-O as a teen
Cindy’s surprise birthday treat was a trip to the Super Bowl!
Sara, born with an inability to smell, thought she’d died and gone to chocolate heaven.
And you thought the “cheese touch” was bad!
Peanuts are my downfall, but nothing else is off limits!
Fecal Factor
Heidi would soon learn there is no such thing as a shit eating grin.
“These apples smell like shit.”
Will someone please inform Latrina, that her break was over, 15 minutes ago!
The kids seemed to like the ready-made “Trough-O-Shit” she bought at
Wal-Mart SO much better than the brand from Target !
Not Heaven scent.
Turdsniffystan
Their secret: spray the towel with Febreeze.
When she removes the blindfold, they’ll be laughing on the other side of their feces!
So you’re definately sure they smell of mouse droppings…
We’re gonna need a bigger cat!
Taste testing at Muller.
Jenny was sure the game was rigged.
Something about this craps table smelled bad.
At the cinema, the mega bucket of chocolate popcorn was not going down well.
Government spending cuts lead to public toilets being replaced with communal litter boxes, and waste disposal units being replaced with minimum wage workers.
I have the uncanny knack of tasting a food and duplicating its ingredients!
Bobbing for Arby’s
If you can find the one that belongs to your cat, you win $10,000!!
Joan, a holistic cat psychologist, has been known to use strange methods to diagnose her patients.
She’ll be so surprised when she bites into one and finds the engagement ring!
Gross, is that oatmeal?
Kofta load of this!
It’s called the Italian cruise ship game…
Why’s that?
It’s the Kofta con turdia
How Raw selects the winning caption
LOLOLOL Somedays…
Misfortune Cookies
The evil step-mother turned Wicked Witch of the Duty!
When Bonnie finally came up for air and smiled, she looked just
like Al Jolson !
The Fecaler family take recycling VERY seriously !
The prize ?…The solid silver ‘vomit bowl’ sitting there goes to the one who doesn’t puke.
My idea of getting shitfaced involves drinking until I fall down.
Party at Herve Vilachez’s House
The cocaine is a little lumpy, but it’s okay.
Winner of the the poop stoop!
Mmmm Dirty Rice
Rissohno