Beat This Caption Contest 8

Caption Contest #8
The Caption to Beat:
Joan Rivers gives birth again!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
September 5th – September 11th 2010.
(It will end at Midnight. – Contest 9 begins when this one is over!)
Enter as many times as you want! Good luck!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
Have fun! Get Creative! Pass the word. Retweet. Like it on Facebook! Go nuts…
Prizes!
This Contest… Is all about the Cold Hard Cash!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be a $50! YEAHHHHHH!

$50 is AWESOME! I could use $50 lol :)
P.S. My smart ass comments don’t count…
P.P.S. The $50 is real, not the fake (Raw-Bucks) above! I will pay through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!

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