04 February 2012 ~ Comments Off on Beat This Caption Contest 80 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 80 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 80 Winner

Caption Contest #80 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

The Snooze Button is one HOT feature!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Joe Z:

My wife has the hot dog warmer!

HA! Great Caption! Are those 12″ Hot Dogs? :) Your Money is coming! Look for the email. :)

Runner Ups:

Lee Hauxwell:

For the GRILLF in your life!

James Reardon:

Mary got this for her fat Husband, and bought herself the Dream Dildo Alarm Clock!

Debra Russo:

What you do with the syrup is up to you!

Claudette Stone:

Exclusive sponsor of my 800 pound life!

Rob Falconer:

Darling, that is not a sausage you’re grilling!


The ideal present for the woman who likes to waffle in bed!

Debra Russo:

I’ll have some hot sausage on the side!

Jim Cavanaugh:

I’d take my eggs sunny side up, but I’d turn the lady over!


And on the other side of the bed, I have a machine that gives handjobs. Now I no longer miss my ex-wife!

Joan Lutz:

Just like food, good things come in twos!


Her pancakes and eggs are going to be great with my hot sausage!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 80

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