Beat This Caption Contest 81
Caption Contest #81
The Caption to Beat:
Beer Syphoning only works when they’re drunk!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
Feb 5th – Feb 11th 2012.
Enter as many times as you want!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!
It’s not a good sign when you discover the last Rolo on your partner’s tongue!
Depends on where he puts his tongue…
The adult version of ‘Meet Me in St Louis’ was called ‘Meat Me in San Francisco’!
Here’s a clue, the straight guy is on the right.
Gay cannibals savour the best part of Gaga
Remember to take a tictac because too many cocks spoil the breath.
Different strokes for different folks!
No closets for us!…we like public displays of affection!
Saucy appetizers set the mood for the evening!
On Friday nights, we dine out then follow-up with a home massage!
Sweet, what time’s supper?
Brat-suckers
What an embarrassment, eating pork sausage when you’re Jewish.
You could tell by the circumcised sausage?
Hard liquor leads to good gobble!
Um,m,m!…when I close my eyes, I envision a very sensual evening!
Salsa steams up my palate and makes me froth at the bit!
Why do I always get the short end of the stick?
Some people are born that way…
Auntie Anne’s new ad for hot pretzel dogs.
What’s up Doc?
Elocution teacher works on student’s vowel movements!
Robert, the other white meat.
Smoked Sausage
Pole Smoked Sausage
Hey, you cacacan’t have your cacacake and eat it too!
Looks like he has been speaking tongue in cheek!
I don’t know which is hoter, you or the sauce!
As Ricky Martin sang on Glee, I’m as sexy as they come!
Under the exotic animal timeshare scheme these guys got to share a cockatoo.
Putting a bid in for a condo with HGTV’s help calls for a celebration!
Besides dancing, we gays enjoy romantic, intimate dining!
Anderson Cooper is my kind of guy!
We met on the set of Police Academy and have been together ever since!
Isn’t it great!…we just applied for a marraige license!
French toast Castro style!
That is San Francisco Castro not Fidel Castro!
I am going to miss the days when newlyweds shared a piece of wedding cake.
Just Bobb-itt in your mouth!
Wouldn’t that be in 2 pieces?
It’s like a double-headed dildo for meat lovers…uhhh.
Why does this cigar taste salty?
FINALLY, customers for my patented mustard flavored lip balm.
That’s what you get when you let California Condors raise human children.
I may not like it but I know it ain’t art.
Danny had been raised by a surrogate mother and a regurgitate father!
Jock shock as lips lock around the cock
Oh that’s just offal
Farmer John really knew how to make Jimmy Dean, squeal!
This is better than sharing a soda with a finicky girl!
I keep getting these hot flushes, Doc!
Eat an Oink, and we’ll go home and Boink.