Beat This Caption Contest 83
Caption Contest #83
The Caption to Beat:
Finally… my dick is now proportionate to the rest of my body!
You will have one week to post your Captions in the Comments below.
Official Contest Dates:
Feb 19th – Feb 25th 2012.
Enter as many times as you want!
You MUST be 18 to enter and Win!
The Prize for the winning Caption will be $25 CASH paid through PayPal.
Enjoy the Contest!
OOOOhhhh! Look what I found under all my hoarding junk in the bedroom!
Our Minature Golf Pros will be signing autographs after the next round!
Steroids will shrink more than your johnson!
I think it shrunk my dingleberries…
Hey lady, would you like my Gnome and number?
Only if I get a free flight and hotel room…
You can lift and hold us, and that’s not a pick up line!
Who wear’s short shorts? We wear short shorts if you dare wear short shorts. Ear are short shorts!
Its kinda a poarody of and old comercial!
cousins to the Backstreet Boys the Shortroad boys will rock your world!
Hey I remember you jocks from my old high school wow you all shrunk Well time to kick your asses and why am I going to kick your asses?because I can!
WAIT…..where’s Gary Coleman ?
GUYS…Let’s go start some shit and kick some ankle !
The Short St. boys were just sittin’ on the curb dangling their legs when they all decided to go to Coney.
These guys would never get raped in prison. It’d hurt too much
without knee pads.
At this altitude, I guess the world even smells different.
WoW…that magic trick was great..It shrunk everthing but our twinkies !!
OOPS, sorry guys, my bad..I pressed the wrong App on my iphone. I should have pressed Widgets!
Four year olds in Chernobyl
The brave survivors of the deadly elevator plunge.
Magic mirror on the wall, who has the largest schlong of them all?
Size really does matter!
Where did Snow White go?
The Jersey Short
Being tall is a ball but being short is the real sport!
We look like the original Rat pack, only in miniature!
Smile!…this is a Kodak moment!
These muscle T shirts accentuate the positive and eliminate the negative!
A little enhancement goes a long way!…try putting a sock in it!
OK…bring on The Situation!…let’s see who has the most bulging Jack-In-The -Box!
Please, gentlemen…No need to stand up .
Apparently, these guys DO know squat !
Before you email my pic, can you have it enlarged?
Their haberdasher…The “Bandy-legged Sots Shorts & Tank-top Store.”
This Smart Phone is a wise guy!…it says, ‘Meet four new Muppets!’
Low-down bums
Everything was just ducky
Hmmm, it appears someone actually did fuck a duck
duck….duck….duck….Gross!
Hey guys, the bar is having 2 for 1 shortnecks, er, sorry, I meant longnecks!
We’re looking for the fortune teller booth used in ‘Big’!
SHORT IN SIZE!!COME WILL SHOW YOU HOW BIG IT IS..COME WILL SHOW YOU HOW STRONG IT IS..GUESS WHAT I’M I TALKING ABOUT??
CLICKING THE CHICKS..FOR TONIGHT..SMILE PLEASE :-)
Damn I think we look cute, oh hell look out for that dog!
No slicker than floor lickers