02 June 2012 ~ Comments Off on Beat This Caption Contest 96 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 96 Winner

Beat This Caption Contest 96 Winner

Caption Contest #96 Winner!

The Caption to Beat:

…They match the rims on my Fucking Glasses!

The Winning Caption:

Submitted by Jim Cavanaugh:

Not as much as your boy friend’s penis does!

Awesome Caption! Ugly dick! Sorry about your luck! ;) You WIN!

Runner Ups:

Lee Hauxwell:

Today’s Sesame Street was brought to you by the letters F, U.!

James Reardon:

Who needs teeth?.. When I grow up, I’m just gonna give blow jobs for a living, anyway!

Rob Falconer:

At least it distracts people from noticing your fat belly, your bad breath, your squint, your fascinating skin disease, your…!

Denny S:

The choices were…’buck teeth’ or ‘cock-eyed’.. Fuck it…gimme both!


Now smile for the fucking camera!

Claudette Stone:

Braces can fuck? Everything gets more sex than I!


Now look at all your favorite rap stars, they pay millions of dollars for a grill like that!

Joan Lutz:

Everyone says, “Talk lady-like!”…but I’m not a “fri-l-ly” girly-girl!

Jim Honaker:

This was the follow up project to “I hate my fucking eyeglasses”!

lol Awesome stuff guys. Thanks for participating. If you want to read all the rest of the entries, go here: Caption Contest 96

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Congrats again to the Winner!